Mahyar

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Mahyar's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JoLaFritte / Friday 7 November 2008 10:10 / France

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ICantBelieveThis / Saturday 6 March 2010 14:31 / United States

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it