By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 713
You deserved it 3 398

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Sleep scratching? That's a new one...

Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

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Maybe it's a good time for a vacation. Sorry OP, good luck.

Or an iPod and headphones :)

Sleeping with music would be really annoying especially if op is not used to having uncomfortable headphones in all night. Ear plugs would be a better solution.

Ah who doesn't love a snorer? haha, sorry op

Sleep scratching? That's a new one...

Cats and arms. Doesn't take much for you to have a good time, #38.

Maybe let your step mom know and try to get your own room. From what I read, she moved in, so you can probably find room in your current house/apartment. If not, best of luck.

I doubt they'd be sharing if there was an own-room option.

Duct tape. Use it.

Try some earplugs!

doesnt help if you need an alarm though haha

Tell them you're a "sleep karateist". Then hit her in the head if she's loud and pretend to be asleep.

Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

I think the kid is worse than step brothers

Shove her off the bed...

I concur. Off with her head!!

Do you have to take it that far?

42, too much. Lol. I know it was sarcasm but yeah, easy killer. Haha.

Sleep scratches? How does this happen?

It happens like this: when nails make contact with a surface a sound occurs! Omg!

26 you're better then the wikipedia itself!

A veritable encyclopedia of information!