By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
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BjgUsername 12

Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

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priceyfml 7

Maybe it's a good time for a vacation. Sorry OP, good luck.

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happylappy 21

Sleeping with music would be really annoying especially if op is not used to having uncomfortable headphones in all night. Ear plugs would be a better solution.

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Softballchhickk 11

Ah who doesn't love a snorer? haha, sorry op

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Cats and arms. Doesn't take much for you to have a good time, #38.

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JoeGrant 12

Maybe let your step mom know and try to get your own room. From what I read, she moved in, so you can probably find room in your current house/apartment. If not, best of luck.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I doubt they'd be sharing if there was an own-room option.

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technochik3 12

doesnt help if you need an alarm though haha

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deepunder 17

Tell them you're a "sleep karateist". Then hit her in the head if she's loud and pretend to be asleep.

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BjgUsername 12

Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.

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SexySlayer1248 18

I think the kid is worse than step brothers

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olpally 32

Shove her off the bed...

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olpally 32

42, too much. Lol. I know it was sarcasm but yeah, easy killer. Haha.

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Melix 31

Sleep scratches? How does this happen?

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Queensland 27

It happens like this: when nails make contact with a surface a sound occurs! Omg!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

26 you're better then the wikipedia itself!

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edmunson 22

A veritable encyclopedia of information!

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