By Oze - 18/02/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 703
You deserved it 2 881

Same thing different taste

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Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

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purplemnm 9

It's been a long while since I've seen the tumbleweeds. Humbling, isn't it? For the record, Gonzo had a perverted fascination with Camilla the chicken. Waka waka waka!

YDI for not kicking his mad ass about it at any time during the last 2 months. MTFU.

Trade you, most days I wake up to Sponge Bob and I swear it is making me stupid. The rest of the time it is Dora, creepy for sure but she doesn't piss me off as much as hearing that weirdo laugh in my sleep.

So it is you... I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! ~rocks slowly from sidedto side in chair~ ~looks around room~ I bet you're all in on this huh?

purplemnm 9

can I play wif ur **** puppet?

Why didn't I see that while I was at work? It would have made a bad night better with a good laugh :D

e11e 0

I love that movie! oh snap I wanna watch it now

Averizzle 0

Wow, what the **** are you people talking about?

You could have done two things: put earplugs in before you went to sleep...or turn it off! What a concept!

Well, it looks as though my job here is done...