I think idve bought me some earplugs after the first few days, but I guess that's just crazy ole me talkin!..

Eat a bean and cheese burrito and see of your roommate can sleep through the farts and the smell.

Stuff a rolled up sock in her mouth.

maybe shes possessed? you should get her a exorcism.

I totally agree. Hire a priest and get a silver cross and some holy water ASAP

kill her

Maybe she's possesed! Maybe you should try to sleep with headphones in!

Cats hissing make me happy.

Haha I know just what you mean! I always laugh hysterically when my cats hiss at each other.

That would just make it worse.

"75 more points....at least!"

Ugh sorry my ipod is glintching with this app real bad, it keeps posting comments in the wrong spots lol.

Wouldn't want you-know-who to come back.

You slithery snake you.

Exactly. Yet another FML where the problem isn't the scenario, but the OP's failure to take even the most basic steps to solve their own problems.

OP could be like me in that if I wear ear plugs to bed than I can't hear my morning alarm which would create a major problem for someone who has a class or work to get to.

Phone under pillow? An elaborate Wallace and Gromit type invention? Getting the room mate to wake her up when she gets up? Though I suppose that last one depends on when the room mate gets up, but I'm assuming that as (I think) room mates are assigned, they'd pick people with similar schedules...

I think that roommates are generally decided by alphabetical order except in cases where people managed to get permission to room with a specific person. I don't think schedule has anything to do with it because I've known a couple of people who had roommates who took all evening classes when they took all morning classes.

Fair enough. It was just a thought.