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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By mskawaiibat - 29/06/2013 10:01 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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Loud and long

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Sleep Deprived - 25/12/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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LightningLadyy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

Duuude, that's just not right...

rattusrattus 18

Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.

Comments

Luke1717 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

wow

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:09

I think idve bought me some earplugs after the first few days, but I guess that's just crazy ole me talkin!..

alwa7sh 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:17

Eat a bean and cheese burrito and see of your roommate can sleep through the farts and the smell.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:33

Stuff a rolled up sock in her mouth.

joshua22 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:02

maybe shes possessed? you should get her a exorcism.

SweetlyDeviant 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 15:48

I totally agree. Hire a priest and get a silver cross and some holy water ASAP

snoot 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:24

kill her

LightningLadyy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

Duuude, that's just not right...

crystalxa 35

Thursday 1 May 2014 15:25

Maybe she's possesed! Maybe you should try to sleep with headphones in!

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 21 January 2011 23:23

Like a cat hiss, or more of a snake-like hissing? Details!

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 21 January 2011 23:57

Cats hissing make me happy.

fightingkittens 39

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:05

Haha I know just what you mean! I always laugh hysterically when my cats hiss at each other.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:24

If you can't beat em, join em!

princessbits 17

Friday 21 January 2011 23:32

That would just make it worse.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:51

"75 more points....at least!"

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:54

Ugh sorry my ipod is glintching with this app real bad, it keeps posting comments in the wrong spots lol.

mintcar 9

Friday 21 January 2011 23:27

Sucks for you. I can't stand to sleep around loud snorers.

princessbits 17

Friday 21 January 2011 23:30

She sounds like a joy to sleep next to.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.

xStarKillerx 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:18

Wouldn't want you-know-who to come back.

guppy40000 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:45

lol im a snake, a slithery snake

xStarKillerx 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:24

You slithery snake you.

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 21 January 2011 23:45

Earplugs.

Zebidee 8

Saturday 22 January 2011 0:48

Exactly. Yet another FML where the problem isn't the scenario, but the OP's failure to take even the most basic steps to solve their own problems.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:13

OP could be like me in that if I wear ear plugs to bed than I can't hear my morning alarm which would create a major problem for someone who has a class or work to get to.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:22

Phone under pillow? An elaborate Wallace and Gromit type invention? Getting the room mate to wake her up when she gets up? Though I suppose that last one depends on when the room mate gets up, but I'm assuming that as (I think) room mates are assigned, they'd pick people with similar schedules...

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:02

I think that roommates are generally decided by alphabetical order except in cases where people managed to get permission to room with a specific person. I don't think schedule has anything to do with it because I've known a couple of people who had roommates who took all evening classes when they took all morning classes.