Blackmail material

By Anonymous - 03/01/2021 05:01

Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 900
You deserved it 162

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Wow, you really shit the bed on that one! I thought it was just a figure of speech.

Good thing you're still alive. When I was coming up, "shit the bed" was synonymous with death, at least when dealing with electronic or mechanical devices.

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Wow, you really shit the bed on that one! I thought it was just a figure of speech.

Good thing you're still alive. When I was coming up, "shit the bed" was synonymous with death, at least when dealing with electronic or mechanical devices.