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Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML
Wow, you really shit the bed on that one! I thought it was just a figure of speech.
Good thing you're still alive. When I was coming up, "shit the bed" was synonymous with death, at least when dealing with electronic or mechanical devices.