By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 02:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML
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sarawr 0

Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3 ...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.

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null_fml 11

That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.

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IamSpartacus 0

Lol, fail. And if I'm not wrong, second :) Cause this is obviously a race...the silver medal is still okay.

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fkjiwefakris 0

oh, you can have the gold medal if you'd like it:o)

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IamSpartacus 0

Yes! This is the best thing that's happened today.

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Adamantoise 0

If that's the best thing that happened to you today, then fyl.

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IamSpartacus 0

Well actually it was 12:32 AM when I got that message. So yes, for those 32 minutes, it WAS the best thing that has happened.

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sarawr 0

Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3 ...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.

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null_fml 11

Gameshow? Never thought of that. I can think of one that fits the situation though: Distraction (hosted by Jimmy Carr). But I don't think it still airs.

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WTHIWWY 0

I was wondering the exact same thing

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skybeau 0

That's exactly what I was thinking... It seems like a pretty weird thing to happen: "Sit under this mole trap while I ask you difficult questions." It's not exactly a normal part of the school environment. Ah well, I think the gameshow idea is better :)

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redbluegreen 40

I'm trying to picture it in my mind, and all I can think about is watching like... Jeopardy in some sort of log cabin. Or, yes, some kind of terrifying gameshow.

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Pepito92_fml 0

lol yeah spin the wheel of death and shit

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genius_man16 0

I thought of Matilda when i read this actually. Like he was in that deathroom with all the spikes and the principal had come in and asked him some impossible question

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imk3wl 0

#9 "sit under this mole trap while i ask you difficult questions" FUNNY STUFF MOFO

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b182link 0

haha #9 I love that quote "sit under this mole trap while I ask you difficult questions" that made my day, I can't stop laughing cause it's so true!

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Gnarlltrugg 0

>111 its funny because they've already passed that. they're on what VI or VII?

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Lizardbits 0

111, you realize that IIIII isn't a roman numeral right? Its just a bunch of I's. Roman numerals are I II III IV V VI VII VIII. I don't remember what 10 is so I can't go past 8.

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ObsessedWithGays 7

It's X you dumbtard (:

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MichelleRuzicka 15

I'm a second year Latin student, so we use Roman numerals often. Nine (novem) is IX, ten (decem) is X, and so on.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wrong. In the movie it was called "The Chokey."

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null_fml 11

That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.

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RESTAREA 0

WHO WAS MOLE TRAP? And why was it hanging up? That's no way to catch moles :D

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Zylos 0

Moles live in the ground why would there be a mole trap ABOVE you? Unless you were in a mole's hole in which case it still doesn't make sense that you would be answering questions in there. OR MAYBE your a mole person!!!!

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lol_urlife_sucks 0

Lol if it was an antique...or old fashioned they wouldn't still be using it. They had it there for decoration?

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vengeance501 8

decoration? "gee what nice mole trap!" "Well thank you!"

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b182link 0

haha "now sit under it while I ask you difficult questions"

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Adamantoise 0

What the ****? Were you playing Trivial Pursuit in some old lady's attic?

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xd0rkiee 0

YDI for punching the air. Wtf?

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