Work and Money: Not my fault - FML

Not my fault

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 04:00

Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 May 2022 4:01

Someone took the "when you're here, you're family" slogan a little too literally!

b_gilby 1

Wednesday 18 May 2022 17:41

used to work there, apparently it's policy to write you up for walkout. as a former restaurant manager at a different restaurant that is the stupidest policy ever

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 May 2022 4:01

Someone took the "when you're here, you're family" slogan a little too literally!

b_gilby 1

Wednesday 18 May 2022 17:41

used to work there, apparently it's policy to write you up for walkout. as a former restaurant manager at a different restaurant that is the stupidest policy ever

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