Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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Ekh0es
| 36
Lol OMG that is gross... Sorry OP. Hide the towels.
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enonymous
| 8
It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character
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Ekh0es
| 36
Lol OMG that is gross... Sorry OP. Hide the towels.
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woahbro2slow
| 0
so did you have to use toilet paper to wash your hands? :) haha
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LilBunny
| 0
And I bet she uses toilet paper to dry off after taking a shower
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rallets
| 22
does he shower and do laundry?
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fugachumi
| 0
OP's name is poop towel lmao
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newzealand
| 28
Two girls one towel..
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ItsTheKing
| 10
Fuck Garnier Fructis. Poop gives your hair volume.
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echogekko
| 7
Eheheheheewwww
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
What a waste of towels
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Rundowntheblock
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Well thats a shitty idea isnt it?
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fakeaccountX
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What a classy lady.
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Horde
| 8
Don't hide your towel. Use one from a drawer, and treat your one 'neares towel in reach' with some hot pepper spray. That will teach the bitch to respect property!
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zniltiaC
| 19
Hide yo towels, hide yo cloths.
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Kiirst_mt1994
| 26
there might not have been any toilet paper at the time, but seriously, LOL!
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SlimShady167
| 3
Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
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Dalliance
| 4
I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.
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tsim_fml
| 0
Two girls one towel?
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ceepevoy
| 0
Wtf is wrong with ppl?
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bustub2
| 8
I believe a jury would let you off for that.
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BroSkii69
| 8
What a shitty roommate ;)
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Turner_22
| 0
FAIL.
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enonymous
| 8
It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character
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danishbagel
| 3
Also covers you in shit.
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Keyman1212
| 14
I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.
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ntherewas1
| 11
And this is my favourite comment of the day!
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levisguy53
| 25
sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.
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SteelCladAngel
| 0
Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.
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FYLDeep
| 25
How do people like this ever make it into college?
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leadman1989
| 15
Cheating!
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luccmon
| 6
Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.
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Snookie85
| 19
That's just wrong!
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MangoRico1
| 1
She has class I see.... Or just puts the Ass in it
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boredblonde
| 17
That is just ........ no
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Penn2894
| 6
That sucks. Keep your towels with you in a drawer or something and only take them to the bathroom when they need to shower?