FML : Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach....

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Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By poop towel / Thursday 15 September 2011 19:43 / United States

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By Ekh0es | 36

#3295796 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:08

Lol OMG that is gross... Sorry OP. Hide the towels.

By enonymous | 8

#3295832 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

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By Ekh0es | 36

#3295796 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:08

Lol OMG that is gross... Sorry OP. Hide the towels.

woahbro2slow | 0

#3295844 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:13

so did you have to use toilet paper to wash your hands? :) haha

LilBunny | 0

#3295915 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:21

And I bet she uses toilet paper to dry off after taking a shower

rallets | 22

#3296014 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:35

does he shower and do laundry?

fugachumi | 0

#3296030 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:38

OP's name is poop towel lmao

newzealand | 27

#3296085 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:49

Two girls one towel..

ItsTheKing | 10

#3296101 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:54

Fuck Garnier Fructis. Poop gives your hair volume.

echogekko | 7

#3296172 - Friday 16 September 2011 2:34

Eheheheheewwww

Streeet_hayley | 6

#3296343 - Friday 16 September 2011 4:12

What a waste of towels

Rundowntheblock | 3

#3296450 - Friday 16 September 2011 5:02

Well thats a shitty idea isnt it?

fakeaccountX | 6

#3296452 - Friday 16 September 2011 5:02

What a classy lady.

Horde | 8

#3297392 - Friday 16 September 2011 10:34

Don't hide your towel. Use one from a drawer, and treat your one 'neares towel in reach' with some hot pepper spray. That will teach the bitch to respect property!

zniltiaC | 19

#3299270 - Friday 16 September 2011 17:30

Hide yo towels, hide yo cloths.

Kiirst_mt1994 | 26

#3462178 - Thursday 20 October 2011 17:57

there might not have been any toilet paper at the time, but seriously, LOL!

By SlimShady167 | 3

#3295818 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

Dalliance | 4

#3296093 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:52

I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.

tsim_fml | 0

#3297162 - Friday 16 September 2011 9:03

Two girls one towel?

ceepevoy | 0

#3297244 - Friday 16 September 2011 9:26

Wtf is wrong with ppl?

bustub2 | 8

#3299331 - Friday 16 September 2011 17:54

I believe a jury would let you off for that.

By BroSkii69 | 8

#3295821 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

What a shitty roommate ;)

Turner_22 | 0

#3296071 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:47

FAIL.

By enonymous | 8

#3295832 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

danishbagel | 3

#3296301 - Friday 16 September 2011 3:41

Also covers you in shit.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3296644 - Friday 16 September 2011 5:52

I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.

ntherewas1 | 11

#3298306 - Friday 16 September 2011 12:55

And this is my favourite comment of the day!

By levisguy53 | 25

#3295841 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:13

sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.

SteelCladAngel | 0

#3299450 - Friday 16 September 2011 18:35

Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.

By FYLDeep | 25

#3295851 - Friday 16 September 2011 1:14

How do people like this ever make it into college?

leadman1989 | 15

#3300431 - Friday 16 September 2011 22:32

Cheating!

luccmon | 6

#3301730 - Saturday 17 September 2011 3:06

Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.