By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.

Two girls one towel?

Wtf is wrong with ppl?

I believe a jury would let you off for that.

What a shitty roommate ;)

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

Also covers you in shit.

I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.

And this is my favourite comment of the day!

sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.

Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.

How do people like this ever make it into college?

Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.

That's just wrong!

She has class I see.... Or just puts the Ass in it

That is just ........ no

That sucks. Keep your towels with you in a drawer or something and only take them to the bathroom when they need to shower?

That is horrifying. I'm guessing you're in college? If this continues, you need to go to your RA or dorm adviser and complain. What she's doing is disgusting and unsanitary. You should also insist she reimburse you for the towel. Bag it and throw it out.

More like soak it in radioactive petrol and burn it