Miscellaneous: Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using...

By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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enonymous 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the fuck? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

Dalliance 4

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:52

I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.

tsim_fml 0

Friday 16 September 2011 9:03

Two girls one towel?

ceepevoy 0

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Friday 16 September 2011 9:26

Wtf is wrong with ppl?

bustub2 8

Friday 16 September 2011 17:54

I believe a jury would let you off for that.

BroSkii69 8

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

What a shitty roommate ;)

Turner_22 0

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:47

FAIL.

enonymous 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

danishbagel 3

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Friday 16 September 2011 3:41

Also covers you in shit.

Keyman1212 14

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Friday 16 September 2011 5:52

I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.

ntherewas1 11

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Friday 16 September 2011 12:55

And this is my favourite comment of the day!

ultra_notorious 26

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:13

sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:35

Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 16 September 2011 1:14

How do people like this ever make it into college?

leadman1989 15

Friday 16 September 2011 22:32

Cheating!

luccmon 6

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Saturday 17 September 2011 3:06

Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.

Snookie85 19

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:17

That's just wrong!

MangoRico1 1

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:18

She has class I see.... Or just puts the Ass in it

boredblonde 17

Friday 16 September 2011 1:19

That is just ........ no

Penn2894 6

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:24

That sucks. Keep your towels with you in a drawer or something and only take them to the bathroom when they need to shower?

marysol_fml 1

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Friday 16 September 2011 1:25

That is horrifying. I'm guessing you're in college? If this continues, you need to go to your RA or dorm adviser and complain. What she's doing is disgusting and unsanitary. You should also insist she reimburse you for the towel. Bag it and throw it out.