Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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enonymous 9
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SlimShady167 3
Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
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Afonya 2
Hahaha that is nasty and funny in the same time :D fyl
ceepevoy 0
wtf is wrong with some ppl?
Joey44 15
... wow.
denvan 0
After reading this I threw up a little, that's just disgusting
jerico616 14
Use her pillow the next time you wipe. That should get the point across to her.
mack_the_knife 3
He probably uses toilet paper do dry off after shower. In his experience its much cleaner than the towels.
ooshrooms 1
I'm sorry, but that shouldn't be necessary. When you go to another country there are a few things you need to always be aware of (e.g. offensive hand gestures and local tipping customs). The proper way to deal with bodily functions is the top of the list. This is one of the worst and most undeserved fml's I've read.
Ozma_fml 0
If your roommate is from a non-Western country, you may need to explain that you use toilet paper and *that it can be flushed* - roomie might have thought the towel was necessary if there's TP but no bin in the bathroom.
Deathhound 27
Ugh, that is... digusting... too disgusting.
SteelCladAngel 0
Piss in her cheerios Seriously... And when she flips shit say 'sorry, the bowl was convenient...' Or something, if someone did that to me I'd use their bed for a toilet
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
OMG. My older brother does the same thing. ******* DISGUSTING!!!!! ....and growing up, my grandparents (who raised him) let him do it! It's SO wrong! ...I'd pick on him for it and they'd bitch ME out! lol. Anyway, I feel your pain. Take a shit in front of her bedroom door. Or put the towel somewhere in her personal space with a big note that says "THIS IS NOT OKAY." Or just bring it up with her--"Can you please tell me why YOUR shit is all over my towel?"