By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
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enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

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WCARlover 34
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Moral of the story: use the stairs

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bldouglas 0
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well now you have plenty of time to explain why she sux at her job

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fthislyfe 22

OP is a man...great!

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olpally 32

As long as no one cuts a silent but deadly fart.. Then it's not so bad op..

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stro88 6
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Now that she's not an employee anymore you can solicit sex from her! Boo yah. Just kidding. Awkward moment cuz.

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rottentomatoes 7
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How did it end?

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aftertheriot 0
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31 stfu you're not cool

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Shy_Anne 10
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Awkward........

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Keyman1212 14
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Solicit her for sex?? Do prostitutes work in high-rises now??

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leadman1989 15

At least you're not a douche. Like when Dale was firing all those people on King of the hill.

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bldouglas 0
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lol dale is always a douche

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tsim_fml 0

i saw that 2 nights ago... who else?

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MizzErikaHart 8

That's nice op didn't make her do the walk of shame alone...

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Zomg_Okay 26
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Wow, thats unfortunate lol.

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enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

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lolololer 8

"nothing much just going to make a voodoo doll with your face"

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Arsonnist 3

"Well, I don't have a job anymore, so..."

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enonymous 8

43 - I do that to all FML Commenters. Not strange in my eyes

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jacksonseconds 0
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How bout a blowjob ;) ?

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whitedw 0
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well u gotta do wat u gotta do sometimes....

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AfroD 0
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That is really helpful advice :)

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jellitonoctopus 19

Well that's really kind of you. No good deed goes unpunished?

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structuredchaoz 4

There are plenty of punctual unemployed people right now who deserve that job. Well done.

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WCARlover 34
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Moral of the story: use the stairs

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geege1992 3
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Perfect time to give her a second chance and for you to get some head in return ;)

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badactor009 0
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Good way for a boss to get the axe himself.

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chelsey76 6
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Way to be a douchebag

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Freeze_fml 16
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What a fantastic idea. Smile for the security camera.

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s0m3guy2010 21
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"So... how was work today?"

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