By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 137
You deserved it 3 942

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enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

Moral of the story: use the stairs


well now you have plenty of time to explain why she sux at her job

fthislyfe 22

OP is a man...great!

olpally 32

As long as no one cuts a silent but deadly fart.. Then it's not so bad op..

Now that she's not an employee anymore you can solicit sex from her! Boo yah. Just kidding. Awkward moment cuz.

How did it end?

31 stfu you're not cool


Solicit her for sex?? Do prostitutes work in high-rises now??

leadman1989 15

At least you're not a douche. Like when Dale was firing all those people on King of the hill.

lol dale is always a douche

tsim_fml 0

i saw that 2 nights ago... who else?

MizzErikaHart 8

That's nice op didn't make her do the walk of shame alone...

Wow, thats unfortunate lol.

enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

lolololer 8

"nothing much just going to make a voodoo doll with your face"

Arsonnist 3

"Well, I don't have a job anymore, so..."

enonymous 8

43 - I do that to all FML Commenters. Not strange in my eyes

How bout a blowjob ;) ?

well u gotta do wat u gotta do sometimes....

That is really helpful advice :)

jellitonoctopus 19

Well that's really kind of you. No good deed goes unpunished?

structuredchaoz 4

There are plenty of punctual unemployed people right now who deserve that job. Well done.

Moral of the story: use the stairs

Perfect time to give her a second chance and for you to get some head in return ;)

Good way for a boss to get the axe himself.

Way to be a douchebag

What a fantastic idea. Smile for the security camera.

"So... how was work today?"