Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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enonymous 9
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SlimShady167 3
Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
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Comments (132)
sillylolo 6
Lol nasty but funny
vettle 6
Cloth diapers for adults!
xXT9Xx 0
Shes conserving paper how about u guys piss off :p (no pun intended). Saving the world and going grean oooh yeaaaa
underguarded 20
Tape a sign to the towel rack. ' This is not the Toilet Paper you seek.What you're looking for is on the roll beside you.'
mtbrown 0
At least your sister doesn't use family hand towels as tampons and put them back
Pebbles89 9
#71 I'm sorry you have to put up with up, maybe you and your family should have an intervention for her. even though since she's old enough to menstruate, she should be old enough go understand basic hygiene. FYL also.
zombiekitten87 12
Not to be gross, but what is wrong with your sister's area that she can fit a hand towel up there? And what is wrong with her brain that she finds that acceptable?
cloudia32 6
I would seriously punch her in the face. Just saying.
SAgirl 24
Omfg... cant she atleast use her own towls, grose.
igloo_gl 0
Poo fetish LoL
Bless23 0
So? Smother hot sauce on your towel next time. Problem solved.
PrimeStarscream 30
Piss all over your roommate's clothes and take a dump in their shoes.