Miscellaneous: Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I... - FML

By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2009 6:40

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

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Thursday 9 July 2009 7:00

A lot of people don't seem to notice that the ball of toilet paper was near THE ROOMMATE'S laptop and THE ROOMMATE'S mouse. The only thing the roommate is guilty of is using the poster's toilet paper and not putting it back. Also, it's unhygienic that he doesn't throw that crap away or flush it. There is no precedent for revenge. There is no justification for revenge. Don't get revenge on your roommate. FYL.

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Abstinent_Panda 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:59

You should just pee in his shampoo...

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Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:40

Shampee?

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Saturday 21 February 2009 6:40

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

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Thursday 1 April 2010 6:31

kinda sexy... i smell wincest :)

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Saturday 11 September 2010 21:29

O.o

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Friday 21 January 2011 14:34

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Sunday 24 August 2014 3:11

Why would she pick up a random tissue in a room that was not her own? Let alone wipe her face with it...

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Thursday 5 March 2009 7:26

nair in the shampoo is horrible!!!

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Sunday 19 April 2009 2:42

wtf?!?! your sister wiped a used tissue on her face why?? even it were used to clean your snot it is gross!

fjonslife410 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:56

lolz, if that was me i would get some sweet revenge >.

jdorp 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:14

#6 you have a dumb sister why would she try to use a used napkin anyway thats discusting

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Sunday 3 May 2009 6:32

so? it's not like he jizzed on your computer.

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Monday 4 May 2009 0:47

If you want revenge....STEAL ALL HIS COOKIES AND EAT THEM!!! Mua ha ha!!! Cookie!

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:07

yummmmm

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Thursday 23 June 2011 17:22

I agree with cookie monster

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Thursday 4 June 2009 22:02

Ohhh sick!!!

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Friday 5 June 2009 1:29

Wat a perv!

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