FML : Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop...

49

See the top FMLs

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By flying solo / Wednesday 28 January 2009 22:35 / United States

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By PSAATS | 0

#4761 - Saturday 21 February 2009 06:40

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

By popoman | 0

#381146 - Thursday 9 July 2009 07:00

A lot of people don't seem to notice that the ball of toilet paper was near THE ROOMMATE'S laptop and THE ROOMMATE'S mouse. The only thing the roommate is guilty of is using the poster's toilet paper and not putting it back. Also, it's unhygienic that he doesn't throw that crap away or flush it. There is no precedent for revenge. There is no justification for revenge. Don't get revenge on your roommate. FYL.

Comments

By Abstinent_Panda | 0

#1135 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:59

You should just pee in his shampoo...

Reply

TheRealStunts | 27

#6595277 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 12:40

Shampee?

By PSAATS | 0

#4761 - Saturday 21 February 2009 06:40

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

Reply

ouchthatsux | 0

#972490 - Thursday 1 April 2010 06:31

kinda sexy... i smell wincest :)

Reply

ferrettamer | 6

#1388697 - Saturday 11 September 2010 09:29

O.o

Reply

SulfurPlague | 0

#1992197 - Friday 21 January 2011 02:34

hahaha 22

Reply

teentee401 | 36

#6046315 - Sunday 24 August 2014 03:11

Why would she pick up a random tissue in a room that was not her own? Let alone wipe her face with it...

By ohjeez89 | 0

#15792 - Thursday 5 March 2009 07:26

nair in the shampoo is horrible!!!

By randyjohns | 0

#123416 - Sunday 19 April 2009 02:42

wtf?!?! your sister wiped a used tissue on her face why?? even it were used to clean your snot it is gross!

By fjonslife410 | 0

#123620 - Sunday 19 April 2009 03:56

lolz, if that was me i would get some sweet revenge >.

By jdorp | 0

#157412 - Thursday 30 April 2009 10:14

#6 you have a dumb sister why would she try to use a used napkin anyway thats discusting

By dustbunnies | 0

#163800 - Sunday 3 May 2009 06:32

so? it's not like he jizzed on your computer.

By C0okieMonster | 0

#165911 - Monday 4 May 2009 12:47

If you want revenge....STEAL ALL HIS COOKIES AND EAT THEM!!! Mua ha ha!!! Cookie!

Reply

KatiehMay | 0

#2110018 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 06:07

yummmmm

Reply

MeganParaMonster | 0

#2743006 - Thursday 23 June 2011 05:22

I agree with cookie monster

By Theoneking | 0

#266869 - Thursday 4 June 2009 10:02

Ohhh sick!!!

By Nickyxy | 0

#267686 - Friday 5 June 2009 01:29

Wat a perv!

Similar

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached me asking what I was doing. His kids alerted him that...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today was my birthday. My friend bought me a 100 AMC gift card. It came in 2 pieces in which you recycle one of the pieces and redeem the other. I went...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

...but why?

Today, I got my period at school, so I went to the toilet to put in a tampon. Opening the packaging was really noisy, but I assumed the bathroom was empty....

Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos