By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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PSAATS 0

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

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popoman 0

A lot of people don't seem to notice that the ball of toilet paper was near THE ROOMMATE'S laptop and THE ROOMMATE'S mouse. The only thing the roommate is guilty of is using the poster's toilet paper and not putting it back. Also, it's unhygienic that he doesn't throw that crap away or flush it. There is no precedent for revenge. There is no justification for revenge. Don't get revenge on your roommate. FYL.

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PSAATS 0

Thats what happened with my sister. She went to my brother's room, saw a wad of tissue paper and wiped it on her face. And it was fresh. She had fresh cum smeared all over her face. eww.

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ouchthatsux 0

kinda sexy... i smell wincest :)

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teentee401 36

Why would she pick up a random tissue in a room that was not her own? Let alone wipe her face with it...

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randyjohns 0

wtf?!?! your sister wiped a used tissue on her face why?? even it were used to clean your snot it is gross!

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fjonslife410 0

lolz, if that was me i would get some sweet revenge >.

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jdorp 0

#6 you have a dumb sister why would she try to use a used napkin anyway thats discusting

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dustbunnies 0

so? it's not like he jizzed on your computer.

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