Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
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Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again bought paper towels instead of toilet paper. I screamed myself hoarse at him, and told him to go get some toilet paper before I killed us both. He came back with coffee filters. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Nikki 17
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Hangryko 31
Exactly what I was going to say.
rayraysoto 10
Run Away and fast
EBrogen 12
When you choose to date the 3rd world populace, you become the 3rd world. Congratulations on leading the way.
xxlk4xx 6
and that would be a no from me 🤣
Crowned Sataness 12
that would be a deal breaker for me. nope
TruthSoothsayer 3
Seems sanitary. Hopefully he's at least got the blue water toilet tablets.
Plop 17
I think your auto-correct may have acted up a bit here. What you probably meant to write was "super gross". No need to thank me.
TruthSoothsayer 3
Sarcasm is difficult to convey via text sometimes.
mekiswrite 21
That's how you get a disease... leave now.
RichardPencil 30
Check, please! If anything triggers an immediate ghosting, this would definitely make the list!
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Sounds like it's time to get a new boyfriend.
randybryant799 20
Holy crap. That is beyond disgusting. That's a definite deal breaker. eewww