Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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enonymous 9
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SlimShady167 3
Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL
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doogy15 11
So you didn't smell it in the first place or even see a brown smudge on it when you grabbed it? YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
Read the fml, "went to dry off with mine after a shower" there is a big possibility that the op's bathroom was steamy, had water in his/her eyes, or is nearsighted and the op's first thing to do was grab his/her towel. also the shit stain could be on the other side of the towel, where he/she couldnt see it.
fatraptorjesus13 9
yes YDI, you should be constantly paranoid and check every inch of everything you touch for the rest of your life....oh wait no thats stupid...
False_Stupidity 42
The OP never said that she actually dried with it, only that she 'went to' which implies that she did notice the smudge when she grabbed the towel.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yes 16, because it's very common for there to be poop on bath-towels...
doogy15 11
Before you get in the smell will still be there and pretty strong if it's been sitting there for a while.
T1A2Z3 35
But if a bathroom smells a bit shitty you assume it's from the toilet
xrainbowshadowx 17
I hope you jumped right back into the shower when you had that figured out. FYL
nikkon416 13
No, OP walked around all day smelling of shit.
Freeze_fml 17
Shove her face in it.
Bekavera 4
That is so ******* nasty!!! Kick her ass out!!!
shelbyyyy11 0
you know what to do next time you take a shit
grtfuldeadlovr 27
WTF is wrong with that person
thiscrazything 1
That is gross, and grounds for dismissal, throw him out and get a new room mate, in the meantime, hide your toothbrush!
yoshivar2002 0
Some cultures don't use toilet paper, don't be a biggot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
They use their left hands, not towels belonging to other people. also learn to spell bigot.
Slhruman 4
That is fine, but the roommate shouldn't have used her towel, THEN put it back. She should have had her own towel and kept it contained
MD_DILF 4
whatever dirt ball!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I don't know why, but "dirtball" made me crack up. Thanks!
fatraptorjesus13 9
not to sound like a redneck but when you go to another country (America in this case) you try to agony their ways of culture, at-least the big ones like this, tipping and shaking hands rather than kissing or hugging
qhostred 0
Well that stinks.thats really a shitty situation.at least they don't know you "log" in and submit your story and expose what a crappy roommate they are
ItsTheKing 10
Make it stop D:
coldsteele152 1
Gross!!!