Well at least she took one.

that's so punny!

For now, enjoy the freshness while you still can.

B-d-chhhh*drums*

Legit too

Look at it on the bright side, you guys are saving on the water bill

Why don't you ask her to join aquacize with you? At least its daily contact with water... Yeah, I know, I spelled aquacize wrong.

#44 *bu dum tssss

One of my buddies has his sister living with him. She never bathes. You can smell her 30 feet away. Time for the fire hose and bleach.

And maybe some Windex

^ Windex fixes everything.

So many bad jokes to this comment...lol. The one I instantly thought of, Is that if OP has to do this more than once they can say "Oops I spilled it again." like Britney Spears. I'll withhold the others LOL.

I would do that very thing.

As a woman, that's nasty. I would force her into the shower and wash her myself if I had to. I would just wear protective gear so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty shit that might possibly be growing between her thighs.

That's nasty for anybody...

True

One shower every two months is good enough because "at least" she showers? WTF? That's disgusting as hell.

As a woman, once a month you should pay even more attention to your hygiene.. -.- yuk. You can get sick if you don't clean yourself! And the smell... The smell.. *gags*

I never said it was good enough, but every 2 months is better than never

Who knows, she might not shower for 4 months now. Anyways op, maybe you should have a talk with her about hygiene and maybe you can compromise with weekly to bi-weekly showers...it's a start

There was no pun.

"it's time to clean up this mess" is a pun.

"shower? I hardly know her!"

especially women. shit would get nasty :

51- I would feel like a giant grease ball. I don't want to even imagine the hell she puts her area through...

They're probably building vehicles capable of traveling to other worlds.

Even hobos shower more often and they don't have the commodity of their own shower