By Anonymous - 21/7/2021 22:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Hangry

Today, my mom has two workbenches in her basement. They are so cluttered, they have all but disappeared. Now that she’s actually building something, she just uses the chest freezer as a workbench. I’m hungry and my dinner is in there. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

I've seen enough horror movies to know what chest freezers are really used for. Your mom is likely using it as a "workbench" to conceal her real hobby -- serial murder! (Dunh, dunh, dunh!)

By  the_bad_kind  |  14

Enough about your mom, Ebersbach! I guess if you moved out you (and your mom) couldn't blow up FML with your inane life story. Your themes of ingratitude and oblivion are obvious regardless of if you post anonymously or as Imnotfromhere.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

I've seen enough horror movies to know what chest freezers are really used for. Your mom is likely using it as a "workbench" to conceal her real hobby -- serial murder! (Dunh, dunh, dunh!)

By  the_bad_kind  |  14

Enough about your mom, Ebersbach! I guess if you moved out you (and your mom) couldn't blow up FML with your inane life story. Your themes of ingratitude and oblivion are obvious regardless of if you post anonymously or as Imnotfromhere.