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Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room
His dad will probably still make him unclog the toilet when the dad clogs it.
Sounds like a shitty situation...
I'm so with you here #6, *jumps out same window, smh*
Why all the jumping out windows? Why not take the elevator?..... Oh it's broken. Well I'm not taking the stairs. *jumps out window*
and here we find the obligatory "shitty situation, etc." pun.
its not even a pun anymore, and I'd much rather throw someone else out the window personally.
Its always been on my bucket list! *gets thrown out a window*
Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D
It is cheaper and I use toilet paper for many things, but my teacher was always upset when I wrote my essays on it.
Man, that's rough.
How do you not notice the different texture?
well the stuff they use at my school is worse than paper towels OP probably just didn't give it much thought while wiping
Wouldn't you have noticed it wasn't toilet paper? Paper towels have got to be rough on the ass..
Back in my day, we used to wipe our asses with tree bark and sandpaper. Kids these days...taking their non-bleeding anuses for granted.
I'm a bit confused. Are paper towels different in the US? In England they're a bit thicker but not rough, they're more plush. They're also more expensive.
Depends on the paper towels. The ones we had at school were thick and blue, and just blowing your nose with them felt like sandpaper. The ones in my office are similar but white, and the ones on a roll are indented on one side. In my gym we have very thin paper towels. All of these can be quite rough though.
Ah okay, I think I've seen ones like that too actually. Thanks for the explanation.
What a dick
No shitty puns its against FML Rules. Off to the torment room to be behaeaded for use of shitty puns
who know where you will be when diarrhea hits 0_o
#14 whats that got to do with anything?
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Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room
Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D