Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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macsterfun 2
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I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...

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aFatFuck 0
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So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.

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aFatFuck 0
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So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.

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allstarfave 0
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For real, he sounds like a pig

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juliushater 12
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Be happy he has his own Toothbrush

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fabian21 0
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Sounds like OP doesn't have the best of luck when it involves roommates...

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btnhdude 0
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Congrats! you are the first to comment on two posts in a row!

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yamatelle 19
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Borrow his girlfriend and don't return it.

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nadyy14 8
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Borrow his stuff

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Twisted_Reality 5
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You don't know what you got til it's gone.

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TrollFeeder 10
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Catch really big moths and release them into his room.

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dre_bro11 12
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40, is that so OP can clean his room up later?

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HowAreYouToday 34

Salami :D

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iluvboobies 9
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At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!

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iluvboobies 9
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At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!

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tandem123 6
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I would say to hide the stuff that doesn't require refrigeration, and Only take it out when You need it. Lock the liquor in a box in the fridge. Problem solved until he gets a hammer.

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Ldesu 0
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That awkward moment when you find out you're sharing the same towel for the same uses...

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imustbeinsane 2
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Whatever the roomate dries last is all over whatever op dries first

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aligiorav 11
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Double post, sorry

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macsterfun 2
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I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...

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livlafluv100 2
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Dont be sad, looks like the other roommate isnt up to par either.....

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macsterfun 2
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At least he's cleaner.

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daniel1_1 13
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It doesn't count we he doesn't have shit to make a mess with...

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TaylorTotsYumm 10
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You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.

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sara_saturday 5
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while i love this saying, it doesn't really apply here. "when in Rome…" is as applicable

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Lozza111 0
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Put nair in the shampoo, they might think twice about "borrowing" your things after that.

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sxe_beast 11
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AMAZING PLAN!!!!!!!!!!

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levibarks 5
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Don't forget and use it

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lorraineald 7
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And put roofees in the liquor! And icy-hot on the towel! And use a rougher brand of toilet paper. That'll show 'em!

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DjeePee 24
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Make him buy new stuff for all of you. or yeah, find another roommate. (I'm always happy I still live with my parents when reading all these roommate-related FML's)

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Munchkin13 6
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Do what you did with the first roommate and make him leave

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RedPillSucks 31
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Make him reimburse you or give him the heave-ho

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