By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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leogachi 15

Who the hell would use someone's clean towel for that?

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Pleonasm 35

I know, right? What an asswipe.

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leogachi 15

Who the hell would use someone's clean towel for that?

247 3
Pleonasm 35

I know, right? What an asswipe.

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JMichael 25

I actually had an incident close to this with my ex roommates. They didn't wipe their ass, but used my brand new towels to clean up a beer mess they had made while throwing a party when I was gone for vacation. Needless to say I moved out. Some people are just inconsiderate asswipes.

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laden_swallow09 34

And then put the towel back as if nothing happened?! No, that's not desperate. That's just being thoughtless and a real shitstain of a person.

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captainsmegma 12

Well, me for one.

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beeriah17 14

Lol #13!!!!!!!!!

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Vickky_fml 3

Seriously right?? Had the same kinda shitty experience.

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cebsvt 14

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

satisfied?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Prepare for the downvotes, my kind sir. People on fml are unrelentlessly unforgiving... especially when it comes to cliche puns.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Please stop.

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sstahpp 33

Not today, Satan. Not today!

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adamg214 7

Is everyone getting downvoted?

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PePziNL 20

You get a downvote. And you get a downvote. EVERYBODY GETS A DOWNVOTE!!!

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Except for you, 46

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rieebee 23

Guess it's time for another shower.

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PotatoeNumberOne 8

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

What the **** is wrong with people?

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Eyalsh 32

right? i mean who does shit like that?! ..sorry, i'll show myself out

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mexican_music 13

That's what friends are for

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Sotanostash 20

At least you didn't have to walk long in order to shower afterwards? But seriously, that's not okay. You have weird friends

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Jenniesaurus 14

Aaaaaand back in the shower!

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Pleonasm 35

So is she up Shit Crack, I mean Creek?

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psyjoniz 12

*brace for incoming 'shitty' jokes*

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