By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.

#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.


I'm sure the manager knows it wasn't you, and is just looking for an excuse to pick on you. Sorry, OP.

oddities 20

In that case, OP's boss is a bigger douche than we thought (entirely based off of the FML, without inferences).

I agree, I have worked in the food industry before and some managers are like that...

Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.

If OP still got fired then it would turn into the awkward situation of explaining how you got fired because you lied about having long pubes while your boss thinks you do

Where in the FML did you read he got fired?

My manager has blamed me for heaps of things I could not have possibly done as well. Manager logic.

Stand up for yourself, jellyfish. Don't be spineless ;)

Times are tough and getting ever tougher, so I dont want to risk losing my job and being unemployed. I have reported my manager, and she is being investigated by OH&S. So I wouldnt really classify myself as jellyfish...

jazzy_123 20

it bugs me when people say things like that. 'Stick up for yourself, don't let them push you around, that's not of your nature Jazmin' Yeah well tines are tough and it's extremely hard for a 19 year old to find a job right now. I am not going to try to be a 'badass' and risk losing my job. Sometimes you have to learn to deal with it... specially if it's dealing with someone who has authority over you and is allowing you to bring food to the table.

#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.

Wizardo 33

If its from one of your kitchen crew then maybe, especially of you're a head chef should be making sure hygiene is in tip top condition. If not then a series of unfortunate events.

Shave them armpits, bro. They're like Chewbaka's pubes!

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There's = there is Theirs = belongs to them

That sucks, sorry op. Is there another person there with that type of hair? I know it's not your fault but someone has to take responsibility for letting that slip through; even if it was an accident.

dannnngthatsux 19

No one "has" to take the blame, BUT if it's anyone's, it's the manager's. He's paid to take the blame, fix the problem and collect the check. (20+ years in food preparation. 10 in supervisory positions.) My job was to make customers, corporate and employees happy, make sure problems don't reoccur and train my replacement. Sounds like this "manager" is failing at most if not all of this. Watch for more weasel behavior, and if you see it find another place.! Don't try to be a grammar nazi when you're a dumbass. Kthanksbye