Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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allmidnighteyes 11
MROWRR
TryptamineDreame 0
Let your mother be happy, jeez, age doesn't matter when it is two adults in love, worry about yourself and not the age of your moms' spouse.
tmmundy 17
I totally agree #63...if it was the other way around; female younger and male older, it wldnt be such a big deal!!! she needs to get over it. if he makes her mom happy, then let her be happy. obviously her ex-hubby didn't or they wld still be together!!!!
RebelHeart7 0
i would never let my mom do that. What's up with older people wanting to grab young people??? that's sick
ameliafmlr 7
it's cause the older people can't get older or the same age couple so they go for the unmature little ones
holyfuckbuckets 0
haha fyl just get him in the sack and tell your mom he cheated on her with you
zenti 2
I wonder what people would be saying if it was a father marrying a younger woman... Since we're dealing with an older woman marrying a younger man, I will say that as long as the two of them are happy, I don't see the problem.
Cinn_fml 23
Why should it matter which way around it is?
zenti 2
It's just the way I see it people are more accepting of an older man dating/marrying a younger woman, so when an older woman does the same thing people go crazy. As for the second sentence, I didn't mean it like, "Oh yeah, she's dating a younger man, more power to her," just in general as long as they're happy and the guy is of legal age, then who cares?
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, it was the first sentence I read with the wrong emphasis, either way though, it doesn't matter. I think we agree on that.
caliento30 0
I would say the same that age shouldn't matter... but in this case that's just wrong, parents should be older even if it is a stepfather and/or stepmother.
hellboy23 0
well, make him cheat on ur mom with u. then ur mom will find out and be pissed at both of u. but shell forgive u, ur her daughter, and kick him to the curb
leasha12111 0
Go up to him and say "I was there first" and point to your mother.
iheartglasses 0
Awkward... But you never said how much older you are. It could be just a few months or a year. But still pretty weird considering there is a, give or take, 20 year age gap
mexipunker 0
He just want a 3way with you and your mom. Dear penthouse....