Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
eyerollplease
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
SierraCheyenne
Hannibal, United States
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Beefballs
Canada
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Jenni
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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a_thegirl190 0
grow up...you claim to be older than him, but i'd bet he's more mature than you, wanting to be with someone who makes him happy. and so what? it's your mom's relationship, not your's, be happy.
tater_tot_bby 0
so that's not that bigga deal . my step papaw is older than my dad & my step mom is tha same age as me .
TNB_xACiDiC 0
look at the bright side! you can whoop his ass, talk to him the way you want & if he does anything to you say "respect your elders" :D
evan40111 0
atleast you can beat the shit out of him
SleepingSkulls 0
Your mom's a cougar. Gross.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Smack him around the house & have him call you daddy bahahaha.
redbluegreen 41
It all depends on how old everyone is. If your mom is in her 60s, you're in your 40s, and her new husband is also in their 40s, there's not that much of an issue. If they're both genuinely happy, be happy for them. I agree it's still creepy though.
pineappleluvah 0
"NO! I will NOT call him DAD, mom!"
BabesYourAStar 0
Toy Boy
marsmallowsrule 0
that sucks ass