Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
eyerollplease
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
SierraCheyenne
Hannibal, United States
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Beefballs
Canada
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Jenni
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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Comments (86)
elmorous 0
spank him
XTheDesertSongX 17
your next comment will be your 100th
KikiThePug 0
Says the creeper that goes on random people's profiles.
Charlotteeexx 0
#34 is it strange that I just laughed and laughed at that?
dickster 0
OMG Kiki the Pug is actually a little girl?
valri3 0
Sucks to be ya!
johnnyexpl0sion 0
mmmm i love cougars. especially when they have me over for milf and cookies ;) haha
icadragoon 11
LOL!
DevianceIsBliss 0
That means you're the alpha male! :D
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
ashtin85 0
lol!
saywhaaat_01 0
that's messed up
C6Racer 0
Dayum
arsh333 0
hey sexy, tell Antwaun I said hi, lol
arsh333 0
I'm 100% serious. miss merk. haha
arsh333 0
WTF stop deleting my comments op. I'm talkin to my lady. I call her miss merk
ItsNotOpinion 0
24- There is some space between your boobs. Might want to fix that. guys only like it when girls boobs are completely together and your falling a little short to let you down lightly.
perdix 31
That will be interesting when she hits menopause and her sex drive falls off. What's a healthy male about your age supposed to do?
dreamering 16
step-daughter is warming the bench
noshtsherlock 0
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA! That made me laugh sooooo hard. Very true.
perdix 31
dreamering, I like the way you phrased that. :)
x3herox3 0
Lols. Fyl
BagleHead 6
sounds hot
Petawhitney 2
He just wants to get with YOU.... ... Let him.