Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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ajfraser 3
age difference?
Odhyl 0
Moms, they are full of surprises.
NeverShoutKira 0
oh geez..
mpphish 0
go mom!
ItsNotOpinion 0
24- There is space between your boobs. you might want to fix that.
davethecanadian 3
3sum
restythestar 0
MILF?
metalguy95 11
well respect your elders won't apply to him
cufaoil 11
for this to really be an FML, it would go something like: Today, I found out that my new step dad is my ex. FML
romexman1985 0
well 23 if u put ur supernintendo down an stop watching star track,you would know what a cougar is.