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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 621

By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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spikey818 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:01

it's like you have a little brother.

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:14

What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!

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itsHoward 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:56

wow, that must be really uncomfortable.

itsHoward 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:56

wow, that must be really uncomfortable.

DivineGarden 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:29

that's messed up bruh

johnnie254 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:50

haha that's a fiest

DRush_fml 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:43

EW!!

AgeIsJustANumber 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:14

MILF much!? made my ******* night. hahahaha. fyl

jkpajama 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:07

ok now that's ****** disgusting

Efilyn 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:06

That is just...sickening. And to think I felt nauseous before...

DNMendez95 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:15

that's so creepy well wen he raises his voice at you or something like that, just tell him "respect your elders"

filomiir 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:57

Dude...I'm so sorry..lol

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Today, I asked a girl at work out, who'd claimed she was single. Not ten minutes later, our boss fired me. Turns out that girl is actually his side chick he cheats on his wife with, even though she’s 19 and he’s 48. Not illegal, just scummy as hell, and he fired me out of jealousy. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay. FML

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