By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 765
You deserved it 8 869

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Fortuitous 0

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

perdix 29

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

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first you lose

omG_G00 0

That was quick O.O

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him /▌ to end women suffrage / lets stop sexual abuse like this

KingDingALing 9

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I would like to reply to #1 but the comment has been moderated. but can the staff please moderate bobtheknob

lori_lovee 0

Eew, that sucks.

OP, you got talent and so you'll go far. Far, far... down that is.

CiaranPM 0

#65 It does. Literally.

"Mmmmm this burritto is good.. but it is filling" - will ferrell :)

#90 did we just become best friends!

#108 yes! lolol

rallets 22

you wanna do karate in the garage?

How can you eat your burrito while fighting? You must be a very good multi-tasker.

rallets 22

#133 the guy was driving while fighting too lol

stephanie0613 0

116, he says YUP! not yes. haha and ugh that is gross Op.

justAskxx 0

XD winnn.

xXBlackAceXx 0

haha lol

burritos are the shit..,

sourgirl101 28

Burritos give you the shits...

7lollypop7 0

I love burritos

I like how she used deepthroat

SettoFail 9

GROSS

Fortuitous 0

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

Is it bad that I was assuming the burrito to be that in the first place?

Fortuitous 0

Nope. It just shows that you fit in well here at FML.

sassington10 0

sorry OP, that sucks. fyl

Lol, that's mean, but I culd see my bf doins that to me. But I wuldnt throw up

because you're deepthroat professional?

OMG can I have some of that grammar?

randiZ25 0

agreed

At least you didn't end up throwing your burrito out the window and hitting a biker... then he would've probably punted you off a bridge...

avenged7fold6661 0

hahaha awesome movie

I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!

in soviet russia burrito deep throats u

Draminicaus 0

....because that TOTALLY makes sense. :|

You sir, don't live in Soviet Russia.

jvillan87 5

lmfao!

xXBlackAceXx 0

in soviet russia, everything makes sense.........exept this......which makes a philosophical loop

perdix 29

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

graciedacie 0

Then HE would have lost, because obviously she cant. Geez.

^Maybe she said she couldn't retard

mrd10 0

that's what I was thinking!

iSometimes 5

If she said she couldn't, then doesn't that mean she won since she can't? Um... looks like someone else is the retard.