Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
zmoney314 0
That is just wrong, there should be a law against this.
livin_plur 0
67- against free speech?
Synyster430 0
or what goes in....haha....ha
ishida1235 0
dumb picture dora
marilynmanson646 0
and he can't control what goes into hers..
spikey818 9
start bonding
evermore8404 0
what r u insane hell no?
bluegoldfish 7
ohh 138...yeah its called sarcasm...sigh...
HahaNoGoAway 11
They probably bonded a lot in highschool.
thkn368 0
something is better then nothing
seenyou 3
that's wasn't the point of OPs fml . u got it wrong :/
xxlauruh 0
I think it was sarcasm.
smlz4me 1
no, nothing is better when youre older than your mom
pancakechick 8
That sucks.
iReadFmlsFml 0
Since you've obviously passed High School. and are probably finished College or in it, I think it's time to move out, time to be a man and leave your Dad
sxe_beast 11
@80- Your comment makes no sense at all. Your making assumptions that are completely off-topic and have nothing to do with anything. There are so many things wrong with your comment. 1) We do not know whether the poster is a female or male. So your very outdated advice of "manning up" could very well be invalid. Even if they were a male, its still a retarded statement. GO BE A MAN......... RAWR?!? Yeah okay. 2) What's wrong with living with your parents whilst in college if said college is nearby? Its more economical that way. It would save your parents money (rent, bills, etc. for an apartment) and/or allow you not to have to get a job so you can focus more on your studies. In addition to this according to a recent news story I saw: more and more college graduates are moving back in with their parents because they can't find jobs. You can't just move out and be a grown up. 3) No where in this FML does it indicate whether they live with their father. Even if they were living on their own or took your advice of moving out they would still have to deal with the step-mother. Most civilized people keep contact with their parents after they move out. /rantoff
iReadFmlsFml 0
I thought the original poster was a male, after I had posted I realized my mistake. I honestly don't think it's bad to stay with your parents during your period of college, I was with my parents during my first year. But if this situation is really annoying you, it's time to move on to the next stage of your life. Get an apartment, move into a dorm, finish college, find a job, what have you. And as for your second point, yes, you can be a man and get out there in the world, everyone does, or you can wait, it's not a problem. And I think that visiting your parents is quite different from LIVING with them. No need to rant on me, I was just offering my opinion.
pinkspaceboundro 0
this has got to suck! I'd call her mommy dearest!
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
kingtz 6
Wrong. The dad has Adonis DNA, that's what. He is my hero.
softball1432 0
I totally agree.. he must have money of some sort..
Bcfrmkc816 17
why he have a problem? just because she is younger you probably don't even have anyone
winfieldALJD 6
Omg that's awful tell your dad how you feel and kick some ass!
Riddles66 0
Umm... ew.
ConradDavid 1
not really ew just what the ****
jacomarine89 5
whats up ninja?!
jacomarine89 5
whats up ninja?!
xxlauruh 0
lol juggalos are so ******* hilarious.
Riddles66 0
Whoop Whoop :D
jacomarine89 5
we are, aren't we?!
FYLimhoYDI 0
what's a juggalo? is that the girl your father married that is 3 years younger than you and went to your high school with extremely large ****?
xxlauruh 0
lolololol
Mahkymahk 0
that's just wierd. fyl
i_love_grrr 0
ew that is creepy.. lol i would just ignore her