By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
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Bakarra 22

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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Marmarfarfar 25

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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Bakarra 22

I don't see why it would be such a big deal, it's not something OP can change so she shouldn't get caught up on it

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Right, it doesn't. But it's still depressing to hear it from mom.

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Ambient25 24

OP should have just corrected her with "Don't you mean a son of a bitch?"

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Bakarra 22

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

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EVnIAS 13

I am not alone! I can stop feeling sad now?

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darkmis1 17

From another bastard, no you aren't. We bastards gotta stick together!

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RedPillSucks 31

Some of you may even become doctors...

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KhaleesiDannie 26

or Night Commander of the Nights Watch

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whY402Jay 12

Hey, most of the world is full of them. Just strive to be the best you can be and get past the bullshit in life.

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chanellgymnast 17

The world is full of bastards. You're not alone.

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hama806 19

At least she didn't call him "fat bastard" Muhamuha

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elephantsarecute 16

If the couple can raise a child properly, why should it matter whether they were married or not when the kid was born? Don't worry about it OP, there's nothing wrong with you.

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mmizbbz210 13

if more people in this world thought more like this we would have alot less dumbass parents..

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chuckcloninger 12

From the comment her mother made (while shitfaced at her own wedding) do you think she was capable of raising a child properly?

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elephantsarecute 16

58- Maybe OP's mom isn't a good mother, but I'm not saying she is. My point is that just because a child is a bastard doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the child.

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sirpantselot 22

Didn't realise Chris Broussard was on FML.

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Slaught000 9

You get it from your mother.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

And apparently she's choosing to BE a bastard!

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woainishamu 21

Being born a bastard is fine. You're already here on Earth and it won't change that.

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Krill97 19

#11 try telling that to Robert Baratheons kids

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grahmagog 14

Some epic words of comfort there

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