Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
eyerollplease
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
SierraCheyenne
Hannibal, United States
Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML
stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Beefballs
Canada
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Jenni
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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spikey818 9
it's like you have a little brother.
Phustercluck 11
What's with all the people saying they love cougars? Those are dangerous creatures!!
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Comments (86)
KattAlex 4
I admit I would date a guy two years younger then me even though I prefer older guys. But, I couldn't date someone five years younger then me because the thought of me being a sophomore while they were in 5th grade is kinda disturbing let alone dating someone younger then my son.
caseyc 0
YDI for having a mom that's a cougar
SparklingSarah 0
Refuse to let him have control over you. And if you're a girl and your mad at your mom, you could always make out with him as revenge.
Cinn_fml 23
Isn't that just a bitchy move all round though? (The making out bit obviously.)
Mishana 0
Is your mom Madona ? 00' LOL
FreakingFYou 13
eewwww.
shizzle156 0
dude that's so messed up!!!
ThisRandomChild 0
Lol ur moms a total cougar
chloeloelstein 0
Haha I actually know how that feels. Almost... my mom isn't married YET. It suuuucks
alival 12
That gross! Please don't do him! That'd b awkward!
cutie724 8
One word: cougar.