By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 814
You deserved it 37 514

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lilyisme1324 0

Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

Comments

xxmel 6

"That's right, get on top just like that. Now thrust. Good!"

grace12898 0

Never to late! But did you stay on him? Cuz that would be awkward.

grace12898 0

Are y'all in one of those naked cults cuz if you're already naked, in the words of Nike, just do it!

Wow I would be pissed I'd probly tell my mom to gtfo

Llamacod 11

I could see that. Kkillaj: mom, I'm having sex here g t f o Kkullaj's mom: are you in drugs, you're not making any sense mumbling letters like that and get off of him, you are to young to have sex.

Atleast he wasn't in you while she was trying to give you the talk!

PandaPandamoneum 0

"First, arouse yourself and your partner. I recommend light spanking, but there are many ways, such as kissing, fondling, removal of clothing et cetera..."