FML : Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight...

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Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 February 2012 18:01 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#4079435 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:24

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation.

"Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

By fernclogger | 5

#4079433 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:24

Did it turn you on?

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By Llamacod | 11

#4079422 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:22

That sounds electrifyingly fun.

Llamacod | 11

#4079432 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:23

Wow, I was 1st

By choshaki | 8

#4079427 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:22

Ouch! Hopefully it didn't do too much damage

Pentium_4 | 26

#4079449 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:26

only casualties would be a few innocent sperm, assuming OP is a guy

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#4079640 - Friday 24 February 2012 0:36

Is it blanket on the dick? OPERATION!

NiiTeH | 7

#4079647 - Friday 24 February 2012 0:38

OMG! I hope his pants are okay.

blackheart24 | 10

#4079673 - Friday 24 February 2012 0:44

47- haha your temple run pic is awesome, btw my high score is unbeatable.

Sucks for OP. His children are all gonna have twitching issues lol.

FUGYU | 2

#4079699 - Friday 24 February 2012 0:51

Free vibrator! :))

tdawg4200 | 0

#4079907 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:30

Hey #2, just how much damage do you think a static shock from a blanket can give?

choshaki | 8

#4079928 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:34

Hey number 70, it was sarcasm.

taco_bender | 12

#4080016 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:49

Hmmm shocking.

drewfus2 | 6

#4080219 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:45

Dryer sheets, bitch!

qwertsarecool122 | 19

#4080234 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:48

I thought that warm blankets were suppose to make you feel warm in side. Shocking.

shanemaximo | 7

#4080276 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:59

You know if your crotch was traveling at precisely 84 miles per hour at the exact time of the shock it would go BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!

draegbomb | 5

#4080439 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:50

Hopefully it didn't kill his last brain cell

AmongstTheFaces | 5

#4080449 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:53

What the fuck does his brain have to do with his crotch?!?! It's his manhood that is the issue. (assuming it is a guy)

magic103 | 2

#4080763 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:32

It's acually 88 m/h not 84 oh and you need a fluks capasiter every one knows that duh

flipfloperson | 5

#4080871 - Friday 24 February 2012 8:15

I'm not sure if they used a fluks capasiter, but they did use a flux capacitor.

bmboente15 | 0

#4083314 - Friday 24 February 2012 23:07

Maybe some people find your crotch quite shocking. Ba-dum-bum

By lrgenesis | 19

#4079429 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:22

Electric personality OP!

krazykat794 | 0

#4079745 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:05

What does OP mean?

aleclikestacos | 8

#4079759 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:09

Ovulating penis^

bizarre_ftw | 21

#4079971 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:41

Omnipresent Pentagram

btnhdude | 0

#4080190 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:33

Oblivious Person.

Swiftly | 0

#4080197 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:34

Orgasmic Potato

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4080667 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:21

Otter Pudding, don't believe these liars

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#4080720 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:02

It means Othoscopic Platypus obviously.

sr101998 | 0

#4080764 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:33

It means original person

StromyG2 | 10

#4081641 - Friday 24 February 2012 15:07

Obliterated Pussy (you know, because of the electrocution)

lrgenesis | 19

#4088515 - Saturday 25 February 2012 20:21

I love FML so much... It actually stands for Ornery Plainstrider, like the ones in WoW

jonmansheppard | 9

#4094140 - Monday 27 February 2012 3:24

Orgy Party

By fernclogger | 5

#4079433 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:24

Did it turn you on?

brianjman14 | 22

#4079515 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:46

I thought you were me for a second.

Llamacod | 11

#4079632 - Friday 24 February 2012 0:33

No, he has different goofy ass hair

That0therguy | 4

#4083004 - Friday 24 February 2012 20:53

Suddenly, Frank found a new way of masturbation.

dudeman1212 | 22

#4084484 - Saturday 25 February 2012 5:18

42- What's so goofy about his ass hair? :D

By DocBastard | 38

#4079435 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:24

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation.

"Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

The_Hitdude | 12

#4079521 - Thursday 23 February 2012 23:46

Did you get anything?
No, he's still limp! Wait...
*OP tries to flirt with girl....*
We've got a pulse!
*OP gets slapped*
Oh nevermind...time of death; 3:05.