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Ouch! Hopefully it didn't do too much damage
only casualties would be a few innocent sperm, assuming OP is a guy
OMG! I hope his pants are okay.
Free vibrator! :))
Hey number 70, it was sarcasm.
Hmmm shocking.
I thought that warm blankets were suppose to make you feel warm in side. Shocking.
Hopefully it didn't kill his last brain cell
What the **** does his brain have to do with his crotch?!?! It's his manhood that is the issue. (assuming it is a guy)
It's acually 88 m/h not 84 oh and you need a fluks capasiter every one knows that duh
What does OP mean?
Orgasmic Potato
Otter Pudding, don't believe these liars
It means Othoscopic Platypus obviously.
It means original person
Orgy Party
I thought you were me for a second.
42- What's so goofy about his ass hair? :D
Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation. "Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*
Did you get anything? No, he's still limp! Wait... *OP tries to flirt with girl....* We've got a pulse! *OP gets slapped* Oh nevermind...time of death; 3:05.
Doc knows what he's talking about, not only is he a trauma surgeon, he always plays one on TV
Best comment I've seen in a while. Thanks Doc
All Alone on the western front. People line up to receive.but she got the power in her hand. To shock you like you won't beleive.
I bet he/she became magnetic man after that.
Shocking.
How shocking... Now to wait for thumbs down...
Nice that was actually really good
94- Ummm no. Was he going to have sex with the dryer???
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Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation. "Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*
Did it turn you on?