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By  DocBastard  |  38

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation.

"Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

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By  DocBastard  |  38

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation.

"Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

Did you get anything?
No, he's still limp! Wait...
*OP tries to flirt with girl....*
We've got a pulse!
*OP gets slapped*
Oh nevermind...time of death; 3:05.