FML : Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the...

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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 4 March 2010 10:06 / United States

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By fisheatsbear | 6

#914040 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:13

so did you?

By PsychoMerk | 0

#914068 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

I wish I could fly :(

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By fisheatsbear | 6

#914040 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:13

so did you?

Horney4her69 | 0

#914060 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:18

I hope she did. sucks when you don't get to finish.

Tripout | 0

#914088 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:22

YEA did you. I WOULDNT call this a fake. US GUYS ARE N A DIFFERENT STATE OF MIND ONCE WE GET GOIN

mattbeverly | 0

#914163 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:47

and u asked her 2 join

fisheatsbear | 6

#914165 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:48

oh oh oh oh oh! I got first :)))))

RustyGuns | 0

#914195 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:59

FHL for you bein a selfish tramp and not letting him finish.

selan_fml | 0

#914201 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:01

props!

sublimaze | 6

#914290 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:46

she "flew out of the room" to go ride her dildo. she finished the job, you should have too

mmastermetallica | 0

#914326 - Thursday 4 March 2010 18:16

finish only if time permits, she has to get back to the kitchen asap! or go hot it from behind while she makes the sandwhich. moms busy w her dildo anyway apparently

reyemrein | 0

#914682 - Thursday 4 March 2010 20:55

The FML is that the mom walked in. It's a good thing her bf wanted to finish or else he would show up on gaydar.

myman47 | 0

#914706 - Thursday 4 March 2010 21:03

how close to finishing were u

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#914832 - Thursday 4 March 2010 22:12

sounds like my ex when I was already past curfew once again and my dad hated and he always wanted to pull in a abondoned parking lot to have a quicky EVEN THO I WAS ALREADY PAST CURFEW. ugh.

cookiemobzta | 0

#914943 - Thursday 4 March 2010 23:24

you have a good man on your hands

WhatANoob | 0

#916089 - Friday 5 March 2010 5:43

A quicky? fun fun fun fun fun in tha car

killerviral | 0

#916167 - Friday 5 March 2010 6:17

threesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glen12 | 0

#916372 - Friday 5 March 2010 8:42

u always let the guy finish

homicyd | 0

#917762 - Saturday 6 March 2010 0:56

thats what you get dont do that if your not grown up enough to live on your own.

drilher244 | 0

#918366 - Saturday 6 March 2010 8:37

hey! you can't get a guy started and not let him finish!

Aj4710 | 0

#933387 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:14

BLUE BALLS SUCKS!!!!! FINISH HIM!!!!

kingace | 0

#965957 - Sunday 21 March 2010 22:50

haha 109, i read that and thought of mortal combat.

dancmgg | 0

#970605 - Monday 29 March 2010 16:11

did ya?

MissBoo111 | 21

#2811736 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:50

keyword "boyfriend" not husband. that's what u get for not having your own place and being not being married before you have sex. I say UDI for being and idiot and having sex before marriage!

cocainewhore | 30

#6079329 - Thursday 2 October 2014 16:43

#102 why? Plenty of guys don't get the girl to finish every time.

By ringmybell_fml | 0

#914041 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:13

yum?

majones | 0

#914065 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

My boyfriend is really awesome. FML

vinny916vp | 0

#914143 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:38

wassup

metalhead256 | 0

#914152 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:43

ummmmmm ok?

bihero | 0

#914213 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:06

#3 awesome dp...

MetroidSlayer01 | 8

#914383 - Thursday 4 March 2010 18:50

anytime someone is "walked in" it is an automatic ydi!!!

mccarty_2 | 0

#914421 - Thursday 4 March 2010 19:11

u 2 are hot were r u from

abels74 | 0

#917577 - Friday 5 March 2010 23:32

he's gay

By flyer_fan13 | 0

#914066 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

fourth bitch

Tripout | 0

#914099 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:24

WRONG bitch

xoxogrrrr93 | 0

#914216 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:07

lmao !

dan13mey | 0

#914298 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:54

Win Tripout.

Dwight_A_R_Manag | 0

#914808 - Thursday 4 March 2010 21:52

nope! don't people lock doors anymore. you deserve it for not using your brain

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#914835 - Thursday 4 March 2010 22:14

my room doesn't have a lock on the door...prob for that reason...

that's also probably why I don't have a comp in my room...or that im unable to send pictxts....hmmm

sum1savemeh | 0

#915085 - Friday 5 March 2010 0:35

I don't have a lock on my door either :( my parents won't let me have a cp in my room either

By PsychoMerk | 0

#914068 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

I wish I could fly :(

Tripout | 0

#914106 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:26

what

fisheatsbear | 6

#914127 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:33

this made me laugh :D

Fedor_is_KING | 0

#914159 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:45

Hahaha that's great.

17 the OP said the mom "flew" out of the room.

ElMetalero | 0

#914464 - Thursday 4 March 2010 19:43

lmao i could imagine her just flying out the window

By o0XMzMayX0o | 0

#914073 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:20

why are u having sex in ur house?maybe that's why you get "interupted".....

cantfightfate | 0

#914203 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:02

is she supposed to have sex outside? most people I know have sex in their house...most the time anyway :)

CallMeHush | 0

#914292 - Thursday 4 March 2010 17:51

Right you have sex in YOUR house, not mom

emmaa3451 | 11

#4119379 - Saturday 3 March 2012 23:21

OP lives with their mom .. *facepalm*

By caralho_fml | 0

#914080 - Thursday 4 March 2010 16:21

as if u wouldn't keep goin wats the worst that can happened have sex n not finish it of ur mum knows who cares get the job done n enjoy urself atleast u can b happy about somethin