FML : Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare,...

187

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Laviolette / Thursday 23 February 2012 22:01 / France

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By bella_coza | 0

#4079784 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:16

Can I just say how unsanitary that really is? Ew.

By kelissa_fml | 16

#4079782 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:16

Dip it in sauce and call it a meatball?

Comments

By kelissa_fml | 16

#4079782 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:16

Dip it in sauce and call it a meatball?

102Percent | 5

#4079827 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:21

How do you not notice that you put a sponge im there?

diceplaya | 12

#4079869 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:26

Hmm, cooking for the in-laws and the pasta "accidently" slipped.
Not suspicious at all.

taco_bender | 12

#4080003 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:46

Cant wait to see what op post next time. Accidently put rat poison in the turkey stuffing

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4080087 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

shanemaximo | 7

#4080231 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:47

Well it was either find the sponge or everyone wondering how they all got sick with the same horrible illnesses and parasites.

gojira666 | 7

#4080261 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:55

Elaine Benis would have appreciated it!

Moneylover103 | 1

#4080300 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:05

41 that was really funny good one

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4080499 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:07

45- i believe Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pinapple under the sea....

RrLSf19 | 0

#4080595 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:36

Wow OP, your life should be a sitcom

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4080651 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:15

Aw shit homies, the sponge is here to collect his dues, take cover! It looks like he brought half of the French mafia with him this time! And the meal was just getting good. :(

tellithowitis | 13

#4080716 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:58

90- I believe Spongebob lives

tellithowitis | 13

#4080717 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:00

In a *pineapple under the sea... ^_^

mauguster | 15

#4080852 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:54

Anyone notice none of these comments above have anything to do with the post they're replying to? No? Just me then..

nightowl713 | 25

#4080854 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:55

O this has nothing to do with anything on this post but, how does the moderation process work, yes to send through and no to keep it from posting, or yes to keep it from posting and no to let it through?

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4084217 - Saturday 25 February 2012 4:02

I apologize 120 that was a typo. Thank you for correcting me.

illabye | 0

#4084259 - Saturday 25 February 2012 4:09

OP theres something called Carry Out

By bella_coza | 0

#4079784 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:16

Can I just say how unsanitary that really is? Ew.

Llamacod | 11

#4079898 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:29

Yes, tell us how unsanitary it is.

crazychick1269 | 7

#4080057 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:58

Sponges are used to clean things therefor the pasta is now clean

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4080152 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:22

^I like this guy's logic. From now on, I'll be adding sponge as my extra ingredient to clean my food.

Nikkisha16 | 0

#4080418 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:36

I'd like his comment too, if it was actually factual and not just a joke. xD

ClassyCommando | 13

#4080522 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:11

So you don't like jokes, 81, just facts? I bet you're the life of the party.

vturbz91 | 0

#4080689 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:38

Who put that in there?

sweettpie129 | 11

#4080817 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:16

That's also why spongebob is always clean...

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4081556 - Friday 24 February 2012 14:13

Seems legit.

Icejza_DaChilla | 7

#4083343 - Friday 24 February 2012 23:22

Nice bangs btw #2! Rawr

alvarny | 17

#4084756 - Saturday 25 February 2012 6:28

She should have just admitted to her mistake instead of putting everybody's lives in danger.

By malfoyfreak | 3

#4079789 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:17

Yum.....but that is sorta your fault..sorry op, but you should have checked whether anything came with it

IAdminIFlow | 0

#4080754 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:27

yeah, but hey looks like sponge cake isnt the only spongy food anymore ;)

wilsontws | 18

#4082689 - Friday 24 February 2012 19:31

Well OP, did you... Come "clean" about it in the end?

xcarxcrashx | 9

#4084451 - Saturday 25 February 2012 5:12

Or at least rinse it! Then you would've seen the sponge! Ick!!

By GenaALazer | 22

#4079794 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:18

ydi

Justin23L | 2

#4079823 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:20

There's a button for that.

Redneck_Mouse | 1

#4079860 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:25

^ haha win

Llamacod | 11

#4079909 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:31

There is a button for stupidity?

cosmosis | 12

#4080193 - Friday 24 February 2012 2:33

No. There is no button for stupidity. Sadly there doesnt appear to be a cure for stupidity. Its a rapid spreading disease!

sammyscrazza | 6

#4080567 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:23

What does ydi mean

goodfella925 | 0

#4080591 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:32

"You. Deserve. It "

DrDilllonReese | 12

#4080621 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:52

56- you mean rapidly.

Justforlolz | 13

#4080666 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:21

Yodeling dirty immigrants

IAdminIFlow | 0

#4080761 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:31

grammar nazi get a life correcting people on grammar that other people still understand isnt funny. it proves that you have a 1 inch dick.

Internut | 6

#4083317 - Friday 24 February 2012 23:07

94 - Yoda's Disney Island

By Crlnprz | 11

#4079810 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:19

hahaha ... "what is this?..." "oh its a uh.. piece of uh..uh..."

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#4080049 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:55

Get back to us when you find out what it is.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4080382 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:23

"It's a rare species of vegetable! It's really healthy for you! Oh yeah mom, it's supposed to have that spongy texture. That means it's working! Go on, have another piece!"

By Redneck_Mouse | 1

#4079818 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:20

At least you get the flavoring of everything you have cleaned with that sponge...

Mama_Umbridge | 8

#4080022 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:49

Nothing like grimy grease to impress the in-laws

wolfshadow | 4

#4082024 - Friday 24 February 2012 16:45

I often spit in my sink when I have no other choice. I'm sure that would be delicious :)

akg98 | 13

#4637003 - Sunday 1 July 2012 5:24

*Gasp!* STARKID FAN!!!!

By AJRand | 14

#4079820 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:20

That's one way to cleanse your innards.

By Pelreskovich | 11

#4079825 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:21

Smooth.. How did you not notice an entire sponge!?

Elizabeth198 | 1

#4079983 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:43

Maybe it was a really small one.....? :)

MwahFMLS | 6

#4080331 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:14

Or a lot of pasta and the sponge was buried in there?

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4080519 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:11

Its all a part of her evil genius plan to take down the reign of the in-laws.

nofearjenshere | 12

#4080661 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:19

10- Every time you comment, I stare at your picture trying to figure out how you made that face. Haha.

iloveqts | 8

#4080680 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:31

You are a beautiful man! Sorry for the weirdness, just had to share my thoughts :)

downtime | 12

#4080759 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:30

111, He contracted his facial muscles, and rotated his head slightly. For more answers to complex questions like this, you should consult with anyone over the age of 10.

Awsumuzzie | 12

#4080793 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:01

Wait just one darn second! When I compliment, my comments some how disappear.... I'm starting to wonder if it's just me.... and if it is, I'm not surprised.

Pelreskovich | 11

#4080797 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:04

I noticed that too.. I went to reply and was like.. Whaaa.. Huh?? For some reason everyone seems to comment on my face in a negative light. This weekend I'm changing my picture to my ass, thoughts?

Pelreskovich | 11

#4080806 - Friday 24 February 2012 7:07

Comments keep disappearing! OH THE HUMANITY!

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4081577 - Friday 24 February 2012 14:21

Yea, because a sponge will do just that.

By spacetravel | 1

#4079828 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:21

Why couldn't you just tell them what happened and apologized then ordered take out? That's just nasty.

Moneylover103 | 1

#4080293 - Friday 24 February 2012 3:02

I was thinkin the same thing

By notsorandomguy | 18

#4079832 - Friday 24 February 2012 1:22

It MUST be a new type of pasta!!! Look, it's yellow and it was in the middle of it all, and it grows softer when soaked in water. Don't worry about it, it's probably a new type of marketing technique.