By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Same thing different taste

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lilyisme1324 0

Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

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I'm really hoping there was a phone called involved...

a good parents is there for every moment

bubo_fml 10

Imagine if your Mum was Dr. Ruth..."Now, before you hop on your boyfriend, be sure you're both properly lubricated. This can be achieved naturally, through foreplay, or you may use a commercially available product..."

cunningchick 1

Hmmm, I'm going to guess if not hope that she was either outsid ether door or on the phone.... If not then your family's f'ed up

i'd say she's a day late & a dollar short on that score! sorry about that, OP, that's majorly awkward.

doesn't matter if she came in befor or durring the mounting. the writer implies it was still going on as the mom tried to have a talk. otherwise she would of said " my mom came in to give me the talk and caught us". but yea. that's ******.

Just how in the world would you be mounting your boyfriend in front of your mother? Did she walk into the room at an awkward time? Classy.

What mom? You mean don't do THIS... & this... & definitely not this!?!