By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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WhackTheJackal 22

Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL

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Smiley_70 22

More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.

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Witchylady 17

That will teach her a lesson she will never forget. Though I do think she is possibly scarred for life.

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thefallen12 13

You act like masturbating is a bad thing. If you think it is then you really need to grow the **** up and stop living in the past.

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crandel 11

So... did she at least give you a hand?

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WhoCouldIBe 11

This was needed, while it is also disgusting

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Airborn0280 18

Just tell her you split some wine on your penis and you were washing it off intensely before it could stain.

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Jewey_McJewerson 8

That's why you don't have closets in bathrooms

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BlueConverse 7

actually, it's pretty common.. I used to hide in closets so I can see why she would have thought of it as a good place to scare someone.

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SooperDuke 8

So you were jerking off, over the toilet? I don't believe this story, everyone is looking for attention on this site by lies.

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