Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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WhackTheJackal 22
Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL
Smiley_70 22
More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.
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Comments (111)
JuzReading 23
That will teach her to hide and spy on you haha
dawood_k 27
Were you relieved...that it was just a prank. Maybe we looking at this wrong, was she about to come out of the closet. I don't know who to feel sorry for here.
Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
I don't think you understand the phrase "coming out of the closet"...
False_Stupidity 42
I think #12 does but was trying to play on the meaning.
daydreamer244 13
Wow that's pretty bad. Someone needs to have a talk with her about privacy.
Avasion_fml 7
I think this FML is shared between you and your (assuming) little sister.. Your's because of the fact she saw you do it, and her's as she had to witness something like that at her age (if I assumed correctly on her age). Anyways, I hope it doesn't damage your relationship with her for now/in the future, as that'd be a shame..
superpoptart 24
Thanks for the analysis.
siggy_mcsigx 22
If she saw the whole thing, I feel like this is worse than walking in on parents in the act.
laden_swallow09 35
I dunno… I'd say on par.
yesmydear 7
oh I hope she is OK.. how old is she?
devildog562 33
"Just beat it, beat it ."
ckerane 16
ohh god you've scared her for life
LennyComa 39
What a little Jerk. In all seriousness though You should probably speak to a trained professional about this so they can help with any issues she may have as a result
vikky538 29
Ctrl+Z
ostfaiz 18
too late now
Compgeek1996 5
life has no ctrl key. Zs are fun though.