Kids and Health: Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the...

By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back. When were almost at the door, she told me she had to go pee. I told her to hold it. As we were walking in the door I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By aunty_social - 25/08/2018 14:30

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Peaky Bladders

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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Pissed

By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 15 July 2018 15:20

This all depends on the age of your sister.

Justine Malang 16

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:03

You don't deserve that but it wasn't nice of you to reject her lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 15 July 2018 15:20

This all depends on the age of your sister.

Justine Malang 16

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:03

You don't deserve that but it wasn't nice of you to reject her lol

pscool 11

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:07

Now you know to specify downhill!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:30

Sounds like your sister was... ...wait on it... ...hold it.... ...gonna be so worth it... (Deep breath) uh, pissed off!

TheGreatPotato 19

Sunday 29 July 2018 5:27

Unfortunately, that meant OP got pissed on.

pjsr 32

Sunday 29 July 2018 19:18

That’s a ‘shitty situation’ type of comment, but I’ll just ‘wash my eyes with bleach’ to forget about it

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 29 July 2018 6:22

LOL well that's what ya get for not helping out your sis,ur camping be a man and go protect her while she pees.

dexter420 21

Sunday 29 July 2018 11:07

Yeah right. You didn’t notice someone mad at you stepping across a tent and squatting over you? Don’t believe it.

DragonMaiden7 15

Sunday 29 July 2018 23:19

I don’t think you deserved to be literally pissed on, but you do realize that camping sites and state parks are pretty notorious places for people to be abducted, right? Like, serial killer and rapists, abducted. Especially in the middle of the night. In this day and age, she had the right idea to ask for someone to accompany her in a place she didn’t know. You should have been there for her. Whether you’re a man or woman. Pissing on you is over the line, but YDI