By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
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Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

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Start using that from now on haha

Or other greases, like coconut oil.

Haha! She's a fat cow that's gonna die of heart failure! Haha! She deserved it, that miserable swine!

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

mmmm bacon grease.

my lipgloss be poppin my lipgloss be cool all the boys keep jockin they chase me after school

"And what is that intoxicating beefy perfume you're wearing?"

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

Maybe she's born with it.

Easy. Greasy. Beautiful. Slim Jim girl.

You won the internet today.

Who is slim Jim? Why were you wearing him

Slim Jim is a dried sausage / jerky snack

17&12-It's obviously a joke dipshits

Maybe wipe your lips when you're finished eating food?

Then her lips wouldn't be popping!

Well, thanks for the makeup tip!

I should really try that!

I have that stupid "break into a slim Jim" , commercial stuck in my head now .

oooh yeah snap into a slim jim.

Thanks for the tip! I bet slim Jim's are a lot cheaper than the stuff I currently buy

Slim Jim : Yes! Imposter sticks : No!

I guess slim Jim's do have benefits