By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

daydreamer244 13

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

Meowdisen 15

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

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missblove 17

Start using that from now on haha

Haha! She's a fat cow that's gonna die of heart failure! Haha! She deserved it, that miserable swine!

Meowdisen 15

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

my lipgloss be poppin my lipgloss be cool all the boys keep jockin they chase me after school

"And what is that intoxicating beefy perfume you're wearing?"

daydreamer244 13

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

Greenteamextreme 16
Greenteamextreme 16

Easy. Greasy. Beautiful. Slim Jim girl.

Maybe wipe your lips when you're finished eating food?

SarahSehhati 40

Then her lips wouldn't be popping!

I have that stupid "break into a slim Jim" , commercial stuck in my head now .

tony1891 22

oooh yeah snap into a slim jim.

Thanks for the tip! I bet slim Jim's are a lot cheaper than the stuff I currently buy

mehhhh112 6

I guess slim Jim's do have benefits