Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
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daydreamer244
| 13
Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.
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Meowdisen
| 15
Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.
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missblove
| 17
Start using that from now on haha
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Or other greases, like coconut oil.
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asa2000
| 4
Haha! She's a fat cow that's gonna die of heart failure! Haha! She deserved it, that miserable swine!
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Meowdisen
| 15
Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
mmmm bacon grease.
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foxwasalamb
| 24
my lipgloss be poppin my lipgloss be cool all the boys keep jockin they chase me after school
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
"And what is that intoxicating beefy perfume you're wearing?"
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daydreamer244
| 13
Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
Maybe she's born with it.
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Greenteamextreme
| 16
Easy. Greasy. Beautiful. Slim Jim girl.
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GentlemanBastard
| 15
You won the internet today.
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dawood_k
| 27
Who is slim Jim? Why were you wearing him
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LexiDaBae
| 17
*facepalm*
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GirasolNegro
| 22
Slim Jim is a dried sausage / jerky snack
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asa2000
| 4
17&12-It's obviously a joke dipshits
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Avasion_fml
| 7
Maybe wipe your lips when you're finished eating food?
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SarahSehhati
| 40
Then her lips wouldn't be popping!
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TheMalygos
| 21
Well, thanks for the makeup tip!
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sayyestothedress
| 24
I should really try that!
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devildog562
| 33
I have that stupid "break into a slim Jim" , commercial stuck in my head now .
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tony1891
| 22
oooh yeah snap into a slim jim.
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ginger196
| 14
Thanks for the tip! I bet slim Jim's are a lot cheaper than the stuff I currently buy
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Crossbowe
| 13
Slim Jim : Yes! Imposter sticks : No!
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mehhhh112
| 6
I guess slim Jim's do have benefits