FML : Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was...

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymos_fmler / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:38 / United States - Franklin Park

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By daydreamer244 | 13

#6095550 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:25

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

By Meowdisen | 15

#6095549 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:24

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

Comments

By missblove | 17

#6095548 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:22

Start using that from now on haha

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6096036 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:12

Or other greases, like coconut oil.

asa2000 | 4

#6096645 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 7:20

Haha! She's a fat cow that's gonna die of heart failure! Haha! She deserved it, that miserable swine!

By Meowdisen | 15

#6095549 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:24

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6095592 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:10

mmmm bacon grease.

foxwasalamb | 24

#6095862 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 18:12

my lipgloss be poppin my lipgloss be cool all the boys keep jockin they chase me after school

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6096039 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:13

"And what is that intoxicating beefy perfume you're wearing?"

By daydreamer244 | 13

#6095550 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:25

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

Greenteamextreme | 16

#6095611 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:32

Maybe she's born with it.

Greenteamextreme | 16

#6095613 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:33

Easy. Greasy. Beautiful. Slim Jim girl.

GentlemanBastard | 15

#6095795 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 16:57

You won the internet today.

By dawood_k | 27

#6095551 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:25

Who is slim Jim? Why were you wearing him

LexiDaBae | 17

#6095582 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:53

*facepalm*

GirasolNegro | 22

#6095598 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:19

Slim Jim is a dried sausage / jerky snack

asa2000 | 4

#6096212 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:01

17&12-It's obviously a joke dipshits

By Avasion_fml | 7

#6095557 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:28

Maybe wipe your lips when you're finished eating food?

SarahSehhati | 40

#6096243 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:44

Then her lips wouldn't be popping!

By TheMalygos | 21

#6095558 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:30

Well, thanks for the makeup tip!

sayyestothedress | 24

#6095602 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:27

I should really try that!

By devildog562 | 33

#6095566 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:39

I have that stupid "break into a slim Jim" , commercial stuck in my head now .

tony1891 | 22

#6095589 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 13:04

oooh yeah snap into a slim jim.

By ginger196 | 14

#6095567 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:39

Thanks for the tip! I bet slim Jim's are a lot cheaper than the stuff I currently buy

By Crossbowe | 13

#6095569 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:40

Slim Jim : Yes! Imposter sticks : No!

By mehhhh112 | 6

#6095570 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:41

I guess slim Jim's do have benefits

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos