By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
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daydreamer244 13
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Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

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Meowdisen 15
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Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

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missblove 17
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Start using that from now on haha

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Or other greases, like coconut oil.

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asa2000 4
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Haha! She's a fat cow that's gonna die of heart failure! Haha! She deserved it, that miserable swine!

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Meowdisen 15
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Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

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1dvs_bstd 41
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mmmm bacon grease.

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foxwasalamb 24
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my lipgloss be poppin my lipgloss be cool all the boys keep jockin they chase me after school

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ohSNAPyall 26
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"And what is that intoxicating beefy perfume you're wearing?"

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daydreamer244 13
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Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

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Greenteamextreme 16
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Maybe she's born with it.

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Greenteamextreme 16
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Easy. Greasy. Beautiful. Slim Jim girl.

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GentlemanBastard 15
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You won the internet today.

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dawood_k 27
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Who is slim Jim? Why were you wearing him

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GirasolNegro 22
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Slim Jim is a dried sausage / jerky snack

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asa2000 4
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17&12-It's obviously a joke dipshits

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Avasion_fml 7
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Maybe wipe your lips when you're finished eating food?

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SarahSehhati 40
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Then her lips wouldn't be popping!

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TheMalygos 21
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Well, thanks for the makeup tip!

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sayyestothedress 24
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I should really try that!

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devildog562 33
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I have that stupid "break into a slim Jim" , commercial stuck in my head now .

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tony1891 22
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oooh yeah snap into a slim jim.

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ginger196 14
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Thanks for the tip! I bet slim Jim's are a lot cheaper than the stuff I currently buy

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Crossbowe 13
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Slim Jim : Yes! Imposter sticks : No!

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mehhhh112 6
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I guess slim Jim's do have benefits

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