Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
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Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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wheresthesafety 31
Jokes on her because the beast turns out to be handsome as ****
tiger820 20
and what's wrong with that? if your ugly and got a hot chick it means you really did something right or got a lot of money.... either way it's a win to me.
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wheresthesafety 31
Jokes on her because the beast turns out to be handsome as ****
firefighter925 18
I would of said beast in the sheets. Without hesitation.
TH_Insomniak 15
I bet her family would love you. (depending on the age of the girl)
ArmchairAnalyst 9
Um, yes..in the fairy tale. This is real life and OP is prob still a beast.
tiger820 20
and what's wrong with that? if your ugly and got a hot chick it means you really did something right or got a lot of money.... either way it's a win to me.
Levant7552 9
being ugly is a win to you. okay.
scyth3s 13
Work on your reading comprehension. #2 said if op got a hot girl despite being ugly, he either did something right or was rich. Either way, win. rich = win, doing something right = win. You clearly did not get a win at basic reading.
rldostie 19
I don't think being rich and having a girl date you only for your money is a win, though. That's pretty much a lose.
tomvertigo 17
Amen, #38. Money does not attract people in search of love.
sk8erd 15
Best comment xD
rldostie 19
She seems to like you just the way you are otherwise you wouldn't be dating. Though it does suck that she's aware you're not as attractive as her, I'm guessing she doesn't care and likes your other qualities more. I'd say that's a win.
muncherofice 19
It sucks OP but as long as your happy thats all that matters. And if I remember correctly at the end of beauty and the beast he still keeps the girl and lives in q castle with her.
jake131000 21
It was a joke. Most girls don't knowingly date ugly guys.
KittyLahv 27
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ThrottleJockey 35
I think you mean "beer holder". lol
littlekellilee 45
I usually date guys based off personality and our chemistry. Looks are not that high on the list of things I look for in a guy. Although I would never say my boyfriend is a beast.
jake131000 21
Why is my comment disliked? I'm literally talking about UGLY, not average. I guess it doesn't matter anyway, maybe this thinking is probably the reason why i am single.
Ienvyp 11
I dont see anything wrong with the comment...
upsetpastry 10
That's why your bio says single
gary8082 14
Shame on you, OP! You shouldn't let anyone call your girlfriend a beast, even her own family.
nomasuras 17
Bit brutal but nothing wrong with beast since beast with a beauty is a win ??
_The_Dude_ 8
Yeah, well, that's just like uhh, your opinion, man.
Crazyjohnb 23
#25 Why are you downvoted for such a awesome reference.
itsthewayitis 10
that family must feel bad that they called their daughter a beast
freya1998 23
ouch.. sorry, that must hurt! at least you've got yourself a beauty ;)
dirty_dan_ 15
Quit whining you douche bag. She's dating you so just get over it