Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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WhackTheJackal 22
Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL
Smiley_70 22
More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.
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Comments (111)
red82991 5
I've got to be honest here. I'm sure that this was horribly embarrassing for you and probably for her as well. But I don't think it will do any damage to either her psyche or to your relationship. On the one hand if she's old enough and experienced enough to actually understand what you were doing then she probably knows that its perfectly normal and healthy and that pretty much all guys do it. On the other hand, if she's too young to understand what it is she saw than she probably thought it was weird, but probably didn't understand the sexual context of it and she'll likely forget it very quickly. I don't think anyone ever developed psychological issues as a result of accidentally seeing her brother jack off. I wouldn't be too concerned.
keiNan_fml 35
you didn't see that coming.... did you? that's why you make sure no one's around
Stillo 25
So.... Every time that you go take a dump or whatever, you always check the clorsets or behind the shower curtain?:)
keiNan_fml 35
unless you are jerking off
VeganDarkLight 31
I do :D I'm a little paranoid though...
insane786 3
clearly i cant click your life sucks...you weren't getting sucked..you were wanking
albertozeta_fml 9
"Here I aaaaaam!" "Mpf... too late..."
steftriv 18
Just a tad odd that OP would place this FML under "intimacy"
23lf 16
But wanking=masturbation lol
WhoCouldIBe 11
Wanking can be handjobs not only jacking off
Demonface54 20
Sometimes I forget that FML is all around the world and not just the US
allplayedout 20
Welp, hopefully she's learned a valuable lesson about giving people their privacy when they're in private places. Not your fault.
worldclassrager 41
Usually at night when everyone is asleep is the best bet...but now you know to check the closet next time
Allegory_fml 4
She knew.
Kkkdawg 27
Wait...were you just like standing in your bathroom wanking it? Do that shit in the shower, or your own bedroom.
YellowKettleBell 31
i think people generally assume the bathroom is more private than the bedroom