Health and Fight: Whooped

Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 16 October 2019 23:52

Oh don't you just hate those burglars stealing your water by taking showers in your house? Ugh!

shannon2348 14

Thursday 17 October 2019 1:11

why would a burglar be standing in the shower naked? and does no one on fml understand a closed bathroom door?

Comments

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 16 October 2019 23:52

Oh don't you just hate those burglars stealing your water by taking showers in your house? Ugh!

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 17 October 2019 0:22

Umm Wow that's one dumbass or she did that on purpose

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 17 October 2019 1:02

Yes, she “thought you were a burglar.”

shannon2348 14

Thursday 17 October 2019 1:11

why would a burglar be standing in the shower naked? and does no one on fml understand a closed bathroom door?

Traveling_Book 9

Thursday 17 October 2019 6:32

You bought that excuse? Nah she just wanted to smack you.

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 17 October 2019 6:59

Oscar Pistoruis approves

Seeya55 31

Thursday 17 October 2019 18:10

You're the start of the real 'Wet Bandits'!

JackFaire 27

Friday 18 October 2019 18:32

As a sibling no she knew who you were and new you'd never see the punch coming. Her dumbass thought it would be funny or she really does hate you that much. Either that or she saw a horror movie the night before where the killer was in the shower and just panicked. Seriously no bloody way she actually thought it was a burglar.