I can't see for miles and miles and miles

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00

Today, having my hands full with dog leashes, I hooked a lamp to my jacket to find my way in the dark. The first time I bent over, it fell, burst open and spilled its batteries, so I had to go back and get another flashlight, whose batteries promptly started to fade once I was trying to reassemble the first one. FML
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hate to be that guy, but you are aware that most phones manufactured in the last decade have built in LED flashlight, right?

Given that OP's hands were full, I'd recommend a headlight.

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I hope it was dogs on the other ends of those leashes! It's not those poor girls you're trafficking, is it, Ronald? Legarski is not going to be impressed by your bumbling, but you two deserve each other!

hate to be that guy, but you are aware that most phones manufactured in the last decade have built in LED flashlight, right?

Given that OP's hands were full, I'd recommend a headlight.

All the confused Americans reading this... 🙃