He’s not asleep.

Oh boo hoo, farts happen, you do it too, and not just from your butt.

Fart on me once, Shame on you. Fart on me twice, Shame on me. Fart on me thrice, You've got a weird fetish there, pervert!

Next time, crack him in his nuts. That should stop him

My ex loved it when I farted because she thought I was comfortable with her, which was actually true but also I’m a very gassy individual

story of my life all night every night! let loose and rip one back, fart wars get really disgustingly funny. I'm a chick and I woke my husband up a few nights ago ripping horrible one on his back