Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Top comments
Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D
iDemonChild 0
Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
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Comments (183)
DresdenB17 0
this is more like an MLRBMHIAAHAGSOH. if you can figure out that acronym I will.. well I dunno but it doesn't matter cause no one will get it.
junaho 0
My Life Ruined Because My Husband Is An Awesome Hilarious Amazing Guy ... I give up
lexiBRo 0
I think the "R" is for my life rocks not my life is ruined..but I too am lost on the ending
hothotheat_ 13
My life rocks because my husband is amazing and has a great sense of humor? maybe, I'm probably wrong. :D
lexiBRo 0
ooo0o very good!
BasBleu1225 0
Um, how about "My life really blows, my husband is an a**hole and..." I haven't a clue for the rest...
the_stereotype 0
my life really bores my husband intensely although a ho ate grape slush off him
BLiNdZoRz 3
I never got the point of this. Why don't you just put whipped cream on their face and not their hand? That way you wouldn't need to tickle them at all.
me_FTW 0
That way they hit themselves while getting whipped cream on them all at the same time.
ac4089 0
Lol. Your husband is awesome
tapoutORpassout 0
this is funny. how do you find this to be an fmylife?
v4extreme 6
i think it's ******* hilarious too, but probably wouldnt if it happened to me.
Lackadaisy_Baby 0
Unless you literally inhaled some of the whipped cream on accident and irritated your airways or something, I really don't see how this is an FML. Oh my god, you had to clean your face and hands before going back to sleep - boo freaking hoo. And either your husband has a spontaneous sense of humor, or he possibly did that as revenge for something you did. If that's the case, then YDI.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
big whoop. its whipped cream. get over it. but yumm[:
lindaxu19850228 0
How cute your husband is.
lnf9ohfour 0
thats really cuute! what are u complaing about :P this should be on mylifeisaverage.com
RiverRelic 0
WIN
plethora 3
Your husband brings whipped cream and a feather to bed, and you're complaining?? There's something wrong with you.