Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By Wanaaa - 25/11/2016 07:08 - France - Toulouse

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 14:01

Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:08

i agree.

YUMmMm 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 20:02

well that's just not right.... he need to be taught a lesson

Lolerskatez 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:30

"Its called makeup son"

vickiejiang1990 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:34

sounds like u need to teach your kid some respect and manner. I'd spank his ass and tell him u r an identical copy of me( not saying u r ugly but just to make him understand how it feels to be called ugly)

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:38

Diddo.

MuffinJob 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:12

Hahaha. Im sorry. But its funny. FYL Definately though.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

TRayT 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:14

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24788 6

Friday 22 May 2009 10:15

He doesn't understand that physical attraction isn't everything. It's nice to have, but if you get along it doesn't really matter.

bieberfreak18 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:54

I just liked your comment because of your pic ! ;$

FMLouis 6

Monday 18 March 2013 3:53

142, too bad you're practically contradicting everything he just said...

hawaiigirl808 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:15

wow! damn son! My boyfriends sister said that to me too.

lazylacey 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:15

wow that's just so mean. who calls their mom ugly?

aims2010 0

Monday 29 November 2010 4:06

apparently an honest 5 year old lol.

FarSide 22

Friday 22 May 2009 10:17

If I were your husband, I would have beat his ass unmerciful, and dared him to ever say something like that again.

Ezzie 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:20

Huh. Cute kid. And I totally agree with #1 there.

FarSide 22

Friday 22 May 2009 10:22

If I were your husband, I would have beat his ass unmerciful, and dared him to ever say something like that again. Sure, corporal punishment can work... but I would have gone for the Command-Sergeant-Major punishment.