Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
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Paco_el_Taco
| 17
Looks like the gift of divorce to me.
Oh and Happy Birthday!
Oh and Happy Birthday!
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
He couldn't foot the bill, so he decided to split the difference.
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MrConcise
| 34
Split a few other things as well.
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Yeshua_fml
| 19
A Last minute Walgreens gift: $19.99
The gas it took to speed away from the scene of the lascivious crime: $6.99
The knowledge that you will send him back to studio appartments in the divorce: Priceless.
The gas it took to speed away from the scene of the lascivious crime: $6.99
The knowledge that you will send him back to studio appartments in the divorce: Priceless.
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OBTrice
| 15
Divorce money is a great bday present, get a lot of it
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Aubri244
| 11
I don't understand why people cheat. fyl op.
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SmokinGuns
| 13
This Fml reminded me of the South Park episode where Butters' dad went to look for an anniversary present, but was really going to gay clubs.
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leeloo900
| 9
Omg Im so sorry! What a jerk!!
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MomentoMori
| 23
Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!
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pd2902
| 22
awh shit :( sorry to hear that OP :( hope you can still try and enjoy your birthday :/
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spignona84
| 11
It's the gift that keeps on giving
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LifeAlertTwerk
| 14
I'm pretty sure this wasn't the gift she was looking for...
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R3TROxLOV3
| 32
I thought that was herpes? Meh, who knows? I could be wrong.
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911_Guy
| 5
You're thinking of chlamydia.
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MrConcise
| 34
He was infiltrating the closet of a rich girl for your gift, you just happened to see the seduction part of the mission.
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leary96
| 15
That's not the only thing he was infiltrating...
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cakefete2
| 30
He was deep under covers.
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MrConcise
| 34
His gadgets were very handy in this mission. ;)
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
Happy Birthday, Op! Don't let a douche like him ruin your special day!
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aimzskee
| 30
Happy Birthday op! I hope you still have a good day despite that douche.
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Adam5858
| 17
Well he was stupid.But how did you find out?
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qprince09
| 2
I want to know too
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Aquaman911
| 18
That's disgusting, you don't deserve shit like that!
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slipstreak
| 10
In return, you can search from divorce office to divorce office for some divorce papers for him.
Oh and Happy Birthday!