By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
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Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

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MomentoMori 23
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Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

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Paco_el_Taco 17
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Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

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s0m3guy2010 21
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He couldn't foot the bill, so he decided to split the difference.

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MrConcise 34
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Split a few other things as well.

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Yeshua_fml 19
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A Last minute Walgreens gift: $19.99 The gas it took to speed away from the scene of the lascivious crime: $6.99 The knowledge that you will send him back to studio appartments in the divorce: Priceless.

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OBTrice 15
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Divorce money is a great bday present, get a lot of it

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Aubri244 11
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I don't understand why people cheat. fyl op.

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SmokinGuns 13
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This Fml reminded me of the South Park episode where Butters' dad went to look for an anniversary present, but was really going to gay clubs.

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leeloo900 9

Omg Im so sorry! What a jerk!!

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MomentoMori 23
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Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

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pd2902 22
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awh shit :( sorry to hear that OP :( hope you can still try and enjoy your birthday :/

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spignona84 11
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It's the gift that keeps on giving

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LifeAlertTwerk 14
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I'm pretty sure this wasn't the gift she was looking for...

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R3TROxLOV3 32
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I thought that was herpes? Meh, who knows? I could be wrong.

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911_Guy 5
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You're thinking of chlamydia.

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MrConcise 34
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He was infiltrating the closet of a rich girl for your gift, you just happened to see the seduction part of the mission.

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leary96 15
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That's not the only thing he was infiltrating...

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cakefete2 30
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He was deep under covers.

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MrConcise 34
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His gadgets were very handy in this mission. ;)

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ryanthecheeseguy 18
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Happy Birthday, Op! Don't let a douche like him ruin your special day!

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aimzskee 30
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Happy Birthday op! I hope you still have a good day despite that douche.

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Adam5858 17
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Well he was stupid.But how did you find out?

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qprince09 2
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I want to know too

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Aquaman911 18
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That's disgusting, you don't deserve shit like that!

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slipstreak 10
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In return, you can search from divorce office to divorce office for some divorce papers for him.

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