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Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!
He couldn't foot the bill, so he decided to split the difference.
Split a few other things as well.
A Last minute Walgreens gift: $19.99 The gas it took to speed away from the scene of the lascivious crime: $6.99 The knowledge that you will send him back to studio appartments in the divorce: Priceless.
Divorce money is a great bday present, get a lot of it
I don't understand why people cheat. fyl op.
This Fml reminded me of the South Park episode where Butters' dad went to look for an anniversary present, but was really going to gay clubs.
Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!
awh shit :( sorry to hear that OP :( hope you can still try and enjoy your birthday :/
It's the gift that keeps on giving
I'm pretty sure this wasn't the gift she was looking for...
I thought that was herpes? Meh, who knows? I could be wrong.
You're thinking of chlamydia.
Happy Birthday, Op! Don't let a douche like him ruin your special day!
Happy Birthday op! I hope you still have a good day despite that douche.
That's disgusting, you don't deserve shit like that!
In return, you can search from divorce office to divorce office for some divorce papers for him.
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Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!
Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!