Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Amen to that

This is putting it mildly.

21, if you really want it cold, we could serve up revenge on a bed of liquid nitrogen.

#33: But then you'd have to eat it quickly before the nitrogen starts to boil. Revenge is a dish best eaten slowly and mercilessly.

OP, tell him a Lannister always pays her debts. Then stab him with a Dirk.

he is a female dog

"Son" of a bitch

Short and sweet.

That's what happens when you don't meet someone in person...

I think she knew him in person but her friend found his tinder account

What makes you think she didn't meet him in person? Especially when she didn't know about his online accounts?

My bad! I misread the post! Sorry OP you definitely DO NOT deserve this one. And to #71 there's no need to be so rude

Yes there is, you're an idiot. read better you dumb piece of crap.

his new ex wife if she found out

I agree. The wife deserves to know.

The wife definitely deserves to know. What if he does this to her and another unfortunate woman again?

Why is his wife sorry?

I believe the disorder you are referring to is dissociative identity disorder. It is possible that the man has multiple identities. A more likely account is he has a cheating asshole disorder.

I'm pretty sure he's just a cheating scumbag

18, it's only cheating asshole disorder if he is a two-timing gay man. In this case, he has double dipping prick syndrome. Fortunately, while there is no cure, it can be treated with a swift kick to the nuts.

#36, my mistake. I agree with that diagnosis. However, I hear that it requires multiple treatments. Perhaps his wife and girlfriend will be available to take turns administering it.