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By OhJoy_777 - 8/7/2014 08:05
Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML
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OhJoy_777 tells us more :
As some of you failed to notice (thanks to those that defended me) I did not meet him on Tinder. I met him in the real world like a normal person. My friend showed me his profile on Tinder and how do I know its him? One of the pictures he used was one I took of him. So am I meant to Psycho stalk every guy I like in the future in case he is a lier? I am still thinking about my next move.
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  LifeAlertTwerk  |  14

I believe the disorder you are referring to is dissociative identity disorder. It is possible that the man has multiple identities. A more likely account is he has a cheating asshole disorder.

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  cakefete2  |  30

18, it's only cheating asshole disorder if he is a two-timing gay man. In this case, he has double dipping prick syndrome. Fortunately, while there is no cure, it can be treated with a swift kick to the nuts.

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  LifeAlertTwerk  |  14

#36, my mistake. I agree with that diagnosis. However, I hear that it requires multiple treatments. Perhaps his wife and girlfriend will be available to take turns administering it.

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