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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Bad timing, dude

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:17

Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:45

lol keep that to yourself next time :~

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:14

That's.. so weird and so endearing at the same time. Sounds like myself and my love. -__-

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 5 April 2010 20:03

that's so…nasty :@

yoursavinggrace 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:17

Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.

xtfauthorx 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 21:10

hey! it's true love!!

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:45

lol keep that to yourself next time :~

Megstah 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:19

awh true love haha

zzz_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

cute!

duckpsy 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:16

Hahah #3

saffire89 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:10

you guys are so gross together its not really cute, glad you accept eachother

MukyDaCookie 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:39

UUGGHH!!!!! Wow! She was ok with it? If someone sneezed a glob of snot of me, I would freak out and probably not go near them for a while.

hobosaresexy 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 8:17

aww you're a prude. I've done embarassing stuff like that with my boyfriend and neither of us care. we're comfortable with each other.

clairebear1234 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:02

Ohh. Thats a bit gross. At least you guys are on the same page though..

NicGstfsn23 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:09

aw thats kinda cute.. in a awkward wayy

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