FML : Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sneezer / Tuesday 30 December 2009 04:54 / France

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By yoursavinggrace | 0

#6118 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 01:17

Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.

By 0___0 | 9

#9196 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:45

lol keep that to yourself next time :~

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By cndrow | 0

#915 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:14

That's.. so weird and so endearing at the same time. Sounds like myself and my love. -__-

ilovefatcats | 12

#974662 - Monday 5 April 2010 08:03

that's so…nasty :@

By yoursavinggrace | 0

#6118 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 01:17

Aw, you guys are so disgusting together.

xtfauthorx | 0

#1020863 - Saturday 5 June 2010 09:10

hey! it's true love!!

By 0___0 | 9

#9196 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:45

lol keep that to yourself next time :~

By Megstah | 0

#17617 - Friday 6 March 2009 05:19

awh true love haha

By zzz_fml | 0

#22057 - Sunday 8 March 2009 11:03

cute!

By duckpsy | 2

#57025 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:16

Hahah #3

By saffire89 | 0

#71380 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 03:10

you guys are so gross together its not really cute, glad you accept eachother

By MukyDaCookie | 0

#78961 - Friday 3 April 2009 05:39

UUGGHH!!!!! Wow! She was ok with it? If someone sneezed a glob of snot of me, I would freak out and probably not go near them for a while.

hobosaresexy | 0

#957037 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 08:17

aww you're a prude. I've done embarassing stuff like that with my boyfriend and neither of us care. we're comfortable with each other.

By clairebear1234 | 0

#117792 - Friday 17 April 2009 02:02

Ohh. Thats a bit gross. At least you guys are on the same page though..

By NicGstfsn23 | 0

#125671 - Monday 20 April 2009 02:09

aw thats kinda cute.. in a awkward wayy

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