FML : Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping,...

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Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:48 / Canada - Edmonton

Love

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By Joshwarrior | 34

#5482517 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:51

Appreciate the little things in life.

By PrimeEvilTahir | 23

#5482534 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:55

Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning... Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

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By Joshwarrior | 34

#5482517 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:51

Appreciate the little things in life.

gamercanadian | 11

#5482560 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:04

There's always next year....

alliewillie | 22

#5482625 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:40

If you were looking forward to spending a quiet evening alone, it surprises me you were so excited then for a big surprise party.

Ambient25 | 24

#5482636 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:48

I think this was him making up for that thing guys like to do, "never taking girls shopping". Get your payback OP by taking him with you to Forever 21.

By da_directioner39 | 17

#5482518 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:52

At least he took you out.

MetallicaFTW | 16

#5482523 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:53

Best comment ever. I'm stunned.

MetallicaFTW | 16

#5482528 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:54

Never mind

IscoreOnU | 19

#5482697 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 09:07

Well grocery stores usually aren't loud. So I guess she got what she was looking forward to... Kinda

By theycallmekitty | 13

#5482522 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:53

Did you buy some things to cook a nice meal together?

By MCRaddict15 | 15

#5482525 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:53

Hey, grocery shopping can be fun!

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#5482641 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:50

You don't get out much, do you?

doctor_glitter | 6

#5482679 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 08:41

She does to go grocery shopping apparently.

valalvax | 13

#5482772 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

I'm with 5,grocery shopping with my girlfriend is fun, maybe in a few years when it's just a routine task that we have to do, but it is time with her

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5482946 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:11

You can pick up some sweet bargains. Gotta love going to Sainsburys to buy cider only to come home with some kick-ass lego sets that were half price.

By PoopNuggetLeader | 4

#5482526 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:54

Home dinners are always the best. Unless both of you can't cook.

By xRezSynn | 15

#5482529 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:54

Did he remember?

By PrimeEvilTahir | 23

#5482534 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:55

Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning... Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

By Wizardo | 32

#5482545 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:57

Its an FML due to your own expectations so you can't really complain here...

By feldco1 | 17

#5482549 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:58

Well at least you got to spend it with your husband. It's not always what you do but who you spend the day with.

By debbster7 | 18

#5482551 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:59

If you wanted to do something for your birthday, then why didn't you say so?

bamagrl410 | 31

#5482684 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 08:48

Exactly. High expectations often produce big disappointments. If you want something to happen, speak up.

ElatedEarthling | 15

#5482749 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:06

12- A lot of women (not all, of course) like to think that their significant others pick up on their ambiguous hints.They say they want pizza, but they mean they want Italian food. They say "quiet time alone", they mean "loud grandiose raging party".