By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML
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Joshwarrior 39
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Appreciate the little things in life.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24
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Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning... Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

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Joshwarrior 39
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Appreciate the little things in life.

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gamercanadian 11
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There's always next year....

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alliewillie 22

If you were looking forward to spending a quiet evening alone, it surprises me you were so excited then for a big surprise party.

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Ambient25 24
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I think this was him making up for that thing guys like to do, "never taking girls shopping". Get your payback OP by taking him with you to Forever 21.

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da_directioner39 17
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At least he took you out.

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MetallicaFTW 16
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Best comment ever. I'm stunned.

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IscoreOnU 19
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Well grocery stores usually aren't loud. So I guess she got what she was looking forward to... Kinda

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theycallmekitty 13
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Did you buy some things to cook a nice meal together?

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MCRaddict15 15
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Hey, grocery shopping can be fun!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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You don't get out much, do you?

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doctor_glitter 6
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She does to go grocery shopping apparently.

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valalvax 13
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I'm with 5,grocery shopping with my girlfriend is fun, maybe in a few years when it's just a routine task that we have to do, but it is time with her

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JACKxRAWR 22
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You can pick up some sweet bargains. Gotta love going to Sainsburys to buy cider only to come home with some kick-ass lego sets that were half price.

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Home dinners are always the best. Unless both of you can't cook.

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xRezSynn 15
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Did he remember?

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PrimeEvilTahir 24
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Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning... Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

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Wizardo 33

Its an FML due to your own expectations so you can't really complain here...

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feldco1 17

Well at least you got to spend it with your husband. It's not always what you do but who you spend the day with.

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debbster7 18

If you wanted to do something for your birthday, then why didn't you say so?

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bamagrl410 31

Exactly. High expectations often produce big disappointments. If you want something to happen, speak up.

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ElatedEarthling 15
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12- A lot of women (not all, of course) like to think that their significant others pick up on their ambiguous hints.They say they want pizza, but they mean they want Italian food. They say "quiet time alone", they mean "loud grandiose raging party".

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UberNova 18
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I hate the subtle hints girl are said to make ...well that is according to legend. If I want something I say it or get it myself.

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