Intimacy, Kids, Sex and ACAB: When nature calls

When nature calls

By ClaraB - 11/10/2021 23:01

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML

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You deserved it 5 908

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 804

You deserved it 8 376

The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 355

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 794

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 122

You deserved it 30 922

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 001

You deserved it 8 945

Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 442

You deserved it 28 884

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120

You deserved it 893

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 365

You deserved it 2 084

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 811

You deserved it 18 372

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 386

You deserved it 803

Nebraskawreck 19

Monday 11 October 2021 23:14

stop having sex in public. not only is it gross but everyone else that could become "involved" by you know needing to pee didnt consent to be part of that. i hope both of you get charged.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 October 2021 23:36

I thought the thrill of having sex in such a disgusting, awkward place was the prospect of getting caught. Yay! You got the thrill! Doesn't seem so sexy to me. Does it still seem so to you?

Comments

Nebraskawreck 19

Monday 11 October 2021 23:14

stop having sex in public. not only is it gross but everyone else that could become "involved" by you know needing to pee didnt consent to be part of that. i hope both of you get charged.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 October 2021 23:36

I thought the thrill of having sex in such a disgusting, awkward place was the prospect of getting caught. Yay! You got the thrill! Doesn't seem so sexy to me. Does it still seem so to you?

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 1:34

It's funny I remember being into that in my teens and mid 20s...though now I recognize it's legitimately a crime, and if charged every got pressed your gonna have a real bad time.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:48

I just figured with my luck, I'd be going at it and someone in the next stall would be taking a massive dump with lots of farting and grunting.

LovelyMe1222 6

Tuesday 12 October 2021 2:00

It is still illegal but the little girl also should've been taught not to look under stalls. Lol. Live and learn

shortiesept 9

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:33

You’re both fkin disgusting

jkjorn 16

Tuesday 12 October 2021 15:29

.. and disgusting *******!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 15:37

At a site called **** My Life, there's no need to camouflage the f-word. You can go ahead and write out "*******" or "******'" as you see fit. ****, yeah!